the worst jokes you've heard
 

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''Jake.''

'I was driving to work in my car and the man driving next to me brings down his window, throwing a brick of cheese at my window. He then goes on to chuck some milk, and then some icecream.. I sat there thinking "how dairy!"'

'Two crisps were walking down the street when a car pulled up next to them and the driver said 'Hey do you want a ride?' and the crisps replied 'No thanks, we're walkers'

Haaaahaaaahaaaahaha

-Reported-

"You never know who you might bump into! For example, the other day I saw Peter Kay. Garlic bread. [4 second pause] GARLIC. BREAD."

this was from britain's got talent lmao

:worship: I ****ing loved her

marcs face

That ****ty Anne frank one you just made in the Zara thread

I'm part Jewish so it's fine

How can you be part Jewish, it's a religion

And it doesn't excuse your ****ty joke :fist:

having a huge nose does not make you part jewish

ouch