Why do the colour of Kellie's legs not match her face?
 

They're really really orange :joker:

Ummpalumpa !!

I think Lauren gave her a spray tan D:

She's not only orange one tonight!

If it was Lauren, she must have done it after the party last night, in her drunken state.

Kellie might be mixed race, just joking before anyone accuses me of anything lol.

In all seriousness though the main thing that's bugging me is that Kellie is growing a Moustache and she hasn't shaved it off and I'm wondering why? I like my women not to have Moustaches anyway lol.

Dunno, but I noticed that Lauren's legs were all yellow in the pool!

That might from pissing herself all the time and then not washing in the Shower lol.

...or she's pissing in the shower, too.

That might be the room where Ricci, Lauren, and Gary have their mating session.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Lauren: “Do you like Golden Showers?”

Gary: “Yeah!”

Ricci: “I could kill for your piss luv.”

She looked awful but I did have a laugh at the state of her.

Didn't Emma state that it was the hardest area to get correct, maybe the bone on a man is nearer the surface and absorbs more of the tanning lotion ?


A funny thing to poke fun at.

Why does Frank wear wigs? He has his own hair, why not just grow it...

I think he's bald. I could be wrong, though.

Stay away from Lauren and her tanning products - Kellie looked like she'd been tangoed

Oh and Kellie is having electrolosis treatment so prob can't shave the moustache - no wonder she wants to leave - its only gonna get worse

i think kellie trying to pull being kellie off by using fake tan :D

I think if Frank cant pull off the Kellie thing, he might be going for the Rasta look in a bid to change race instead of gender. Why does he not just look in the mirror and say ok son, you are broke, ugly and have a crappy past but at least you are still living and then he should take some anger management classes, job done.