A Monday Night Dilemma
 

A fat man leading a group of people out of a cave on a coast is stuck in the mouth of that cave. In a short time high tide will be upon them, and unless he is unstuck, they will all be drowned except the fat man, whose head is out of the cave. [But, fortunately, or unfortunately, someone has with him a stick of dynamite.] There seems no way to get the fat man loose without using [that] dynamite which will inevitably kill him; but if they do not use it everyone will drown. What should they do?

Fat guy gotta go bye bye

Killing the fatty solves many problems

I would have to kill

Rip Michelle McManus <\3

Use the dynamite, then find pieces of his skin and blow them up to use as armbands, win-win.

Kill fat Claire from Steps and guide themselves to safety

Blow the fattie

Wouldn't be the first time for you would it reece :smug:

Use the dynamite. One life against many.

Btw, it wouldn't affect my answer if he *wasn't* fat but I guess it would kinda negate the whole scenario :laugh:

Sacrificing one to save many...RIP big guy.

I would tell the guy I was going to use the dynamite hoping that in his fear he would manage to get himself free...

That man gotta go.

The original version I heard of this was a pregnant woman rather than a fat man and I found it much harder to decide on that one :/

Why did she try to go out of the cave sideways? :shrug:

silly bitch deserves to be blown up for that :fist:

Surely he would halt the water by his bulk and they would be safe.

Blow up the fat man. The moral of this story is obviously, always travel with someone who has a stick of dynamite.