What Kind of Psycho are You?
 

:joker:

http://www.playbuzz.com/jaydpx10/wha...psycho-are-you

Paranoid dellusional schizophrenic
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You can never be around anyone for long because, they'll know. On the outside you seem paranoid, delusional, and harmless. That's not exactly true though. Bneath it all you are much smarter and manipulative than anyone would believe. You want someone else to blame for you sociopathic behavior, so you invent some story to live by that you know isn't true. You are very dangerous and there aren't many people like you in cages for a reason. You're a coward on the inside and someday when you hear the steps coming towards you, you'll likely end it yourself.

I think these surveys are not 100% fair and accurate


Your girlfriend comes round do you

1. make her a lovely supper and watch Casualty

2. Suggest a walk followed by a light supper at the local Seafood restaurant

3. Tie her to the bed with gaffer tape and have rough anal sex with her whilst watching Bargain Hunt on your new Smart watch before decapitating her with a chainsaw

No 3 definitely

Inelligent Meta Psychotic

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You're very smart, sometimes too smart for your own good. You like to play head games with people and plan your power plays months in advance. Your faith in only yourself will someday betray you but it won't likely slow you down much. You will likely grow and evolve into the perfect killer and then, you'll become bored with that as well. Never delusional, and always in control, you are often the envy of all your peers both in the work place, and in the slaughter house.


****, I love that movie.

Diassociated Personality Disorder

You're quiet, helpless and utterly insane. You don't wish anyone harm, but on the inside you secretly sharpen your killing tools everyday. Likely to lose control and kill on impulse leaving one hell of a mess. Bad news is your obviously bat**** crazy and it won't take that long for someone to notice. Good news, you're obviously bat**** crazy so you'll be out in 5-10 years.

:hehe:

Diassociated Personality Disorder :smug:

Paranoid dellusional schizophrenic

You can never be around anyone for long because, they'll know. On the outside you seem paranoid, delusional, and harmless. That's not exactly true though. Bneath it all you are much smarter and manipulative than anyone would believe. You want someone else to blame for you sociopathic behavior, so you invent some story to live by that you know isn't true. You are very dangerous and there aren't many people like you in cages for a reason. You're a coward on the inside and someday when you hear the steps coming towards you, you'll likely end it yourself.

Paranoid Delusional Schizophrenic
http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/9470a877...bdd1ff49fa.jpg

You can never be around anyone for long because, they'll know. On the outside you seem paranoid, delusional, and harmless. That's not exactly true though. Bneath it all you are much smarter and manipulative than anyone would believe. You want someone else to blame for you sociopathic behavior, so you invent some story to live by that you know isn't true. You are very dangerous and there aren't many people like you in cages for a reason. You're a coward on the inside and someday when you hear the steps coming towards you, you'll likely nd it yourself.

Paranoid dellusional schizophrenic

Although I actually want to kill the person that made this quiz for not being able to spell delusional....I notice Daniel posted it with the spelling correction...yay :)

Paranoid dellusional schizophrenic

You can never be around anyone for long because, they'll know. On the outside you seem paranoid, delusional, and harmless. That's not exactly true though. Bneath it all you are much smarter and manipulative than anyone would believe. You want someone else to blame for you sociopathic behavior, so you invent some story to live by that you know isn't true. You are very dangerous and there aren't many people like you in cages for a reason. You're a coward on the inside and someday when you hear the steps coming towards you, you'll likely end it yourself.

Manipulative Sociopath
You're a ton of wild and crazy fun, problem is, you don't understand boundaries. When people say stop you ignore them, when they ignore you, things get ugly. You live in the real wotld but are often drawn into long dellusional states. Your entire life revoles around both healthy, and unhealthy obessions. I'd tell you to take it easy but it would only upset you. You obsess, you stalk, you strike, you start all over again. Untill you are caught or more likely killed, you will find no peace in this world.

:laugh2:

Diassociated Personality Disorder
You're quiet, helpless and utterly insane. You don't wish anyone harm, but on the inside you secretly sharpen your killing tools everyday. Likely to lose control and kill on impulse leaving one hell of a mess. Bad news is your obviously bat**** crazy and it won't take that long for someone to notice. Good news, you're obviously bat**** crazy so you'll be out in 5-10 years.

Ironically I do love the Norman Bates character as well.:joker:

You're quiet, helpless and utterly insane. You don't wish anyone harm, but on the inside you secretly sharpen your killing tools everyday. Likely to lose control and kill on impulse leaving one hell of a mess. Bad news is your obviously bat**** crazy and it won't take that long for someone to notice. Good news, you're obviously bat**** crazy so you'll be out in 5-10 years.

Is it crazy to feel quite proud of that result?

Diassociated Personality Disorder

Not particularly accurate, if I was going to kill you i'd have the sportsmanship to tell you first.

same same.

"You're quiet, helpless and utterly insane. You don't wish anyone harm, but on the inside you secretly sharpen your killing tools everyday. Likely to lose control and kill on impulse leaving one hell of a mess. Bad news is your obviously bat**** crazy and it won't take that long for someone to notice. Good news, you're obviously bat**** crazy so you'll be out in 5-10 years."

Nah :laugh2: I am liking your one better than mine, wish I had got that one :joker:

Paranoid dellusional schizophrenic :dazzler: