What swear word are you
 

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:hehe:

You got: Cockwomble
Cockwomble is the swearer’s swearword, one that only experienced swearing practitioners should attempt. Practice saying it in the mirror to yourself. Cockwomble. Cockwomble. Cockwomble.

You got: Fucknubbin
Fucknubbin is the kind of swear word you use when you feel more pity than comtempt for whatever you’re swearing at. It’s almost… caring? “That poor, useless Fucknubbin.”

You got: Cockwomble
Cockwomble is the swearer’s swearword, one that only experienced swearing practitioners should attempt. Practice saying it in the mirror to yourself. Cockwomble. Cockwomble. Cockwomble.

:umm2:

You got: Arsebadger
Arsebadger is a classic, old English swear. You can’t say it without picturing what an arsebadger would look like. A delight.

You got: Bellend
Bellend: sometimes, no other swear word will do. Elegant yet blunt, it’s a joy to say.

Fitting :hehe:

can't argue with that!

:joker:

What Swear Word Are You?

You got: Arsebadger
Arsebadger is a classic, old English swear. You can’t say it without picturing what an arsebadger would look like. A delight.

Mmmm.... I am a bottom man, but 'Arsebadger'???? :shrug:

I told you to stay away from Great Uncle Bulgaria :joker::joker::joker:

You got: Twat
Twat: simple, to the point, effective. A timeless classic.

I got 'Twat'. A little tame, perhaps...

Looks like we're a pair of twats...

Twat: simple, to the point, effective. A timeless classic.

You got: ****nubbin

I already know I'm a **** I don;t need to take e a quiz

You got: ****nubbin
****nubbin is the kind of swear word you use when you feel more pity than comtempt for whatever you’re swearing at. It’s almost… caring? “That poor, useless ****nubbin.”

:grin2:

You got: Douchecanoe
Douchecanoe. For when a bellend has been such a bellend they’re not even a bellend any more. It’s an escalation word. Everybody knows at least one utter douchecanoe.

:unsure:

You got: Arsebadger
Arsebadger is a classic, old English swear. You can’t say it without picturing what an arsebadger would look like. A delight.

I am delighted.

same

You got: Twat
Twat: simple, to the point, effective. A timeless classic.

:smug:

You got: Twat
Twat: simple, to the point, effective. A timeless classic.

i think most people got twat :laugh:

Cockwomble

We're all delighted for you, Ana. And I did picture it LOL...

I think with all of us it varies. A lot of the time I'm just an *******, but sometimes I can be a real ****.