| Arneldo |
13-11-2006 04:00 PM |
Jungle warfare as sniping starts *Contains Spoliers*
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JUNGLE warfare broke out yesterday as I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here contestants met for the first time.
Weirdo David Gest set up a row with Tony Blair’s sister-in-law Lauren Booth within a MINUTE of arriving at the celebs’ plush hotel.
He took furious revenge for Lauren calling him an “ironing board face” in The Sun.
THEN ex-Busted singer Matt Willis took a verbal swipe at Jason Donovan.
Plastic surgery addict David, 53, insisted on arriving first at the hotel on Australia’s Gold Coast for a meet and greet session before entering the jungle camp.
And singer Liza Minnelli’s former husband immediately warned stunned ITV producers: “Get ready for fireworks.”
When Cherie Blair’s step-sister Lauren, 39, turned up, smarmy Gest riled her by saying: “Hello, Cherie.”
She smiled and replied: “No, Lauren. But you’re close — I’m just one gene away.”
David continued “You’ve had such great things to say about me in the papers.” Flustered Lauren will be seen on tonight’s first show replying: “You say things like that when you’re nervous.”
An ITV insider said: “Lauren had said loads of bitchy stuff, how David’s face would fall off in the heat. He got his own back and poor Lauren was really embarrassed.” But despite his diva behaviour, David happily handled leeches and snakes shown to the celebs by a naturalist.
Matt, 23, branded Jason “pretentious” for saying he was doing the show “for the experience”.
He said: “Jason, I thought you were cool, man. ******* off, get real.” Matt added that he longed to ask Jason, 38, if his old flame and former Neighbours co-star Kylie Minogue “was good in the sack?”
Then drooly David flirted with ex-Footballers’ Wives beauty Phina Oruche.
Cheeky Phina, 34, asked: “Will you protect me from the leeches?” — then vowed to SLEEP with him. He also flirted with ex-newsreader Jan Leeming, 64, as he gave her a massage.
As celebs chatted, comic Faith Brown, 62, vowed her big boobs were real.
And pop beauty Myleene Klass, 28, stuffed her BRA with pots of hotel jam and butter to sneak into the jungle. But bosses searched her and confiscated them.
David, Phina, Jan, Faith, and DJ Toby Anstis arrived at camp by kayak. Jason, Myleene, Matt, Lauren and Scott went by helicopter.
The ten celebs must survive three weeks in the Aussie jungle before one wins the show, hosted by Ant and Dec.
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The Sun
Looks like its gonna be a good series. |
