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mr MICHEAL took a WHAM but mel is SYKES me 04.12.14

part of Micheal i adore
i could never slam
so extreme and hardcore
with better lyrics then the rap from wham.
Mel on the other hand
really is causing dislikes
nothing about her is grand
no wounder her name is Sykes.
never did he sink in boredom
always commands and controls did lurk
if this was the "Taliban" they had decorum
one great commander and leader is the "Buerk".
Mel has a control issue
it is taking hold
she is no thick multi layered tissue
her insecurity's to me have been sold.
very positive is a trate
Micheal has a inner ability
the "bird" on a wire was no exaggerate
the noise he made i am sure promoted a call for fertility.
Mel is feeling the pinch
she is very irritable
is she frustrated and wants Jake's inch
her openness is reliable.
Micheal kept a secret with guts
it was not know by any of the united kingdom
only in the interview with them nuts
did he admit his only hunger was GM freedom.
a new career was born
it does not involve Kendra or a slapper
i am sad Michael and Tinchy were torn
but so looking forward to our new street rapper.

( if you want some freedom you can get it here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A or if you disagree with any of the above please make your case. ( replys have to rhyme. ) i will try and get this to Michael and i prey the other one does not read this and hunt me down and give me a wham. )

welp @ your title stretching the latest threads bar

A Song For WaterHog -- From 'Oliver'“Women got to have a cock up or two”

[KIRK (spoken)]
You see, WaterHog...

[sung] If you’re female, one thing counts
Lots of cock, large amounts.
I'm afraid there’s tears, when her man disappears,
‘Cos a girl needs a cock up or two.

A girl will be tetchy and blue, boys,
If she can’t have a cock up or two.

[BOYS]
A stiff large dick will do the trick
Cos she’s got to have a cock up or two.

[KIRK(spoken)]
Let's explain to WaterHog what we mean, shall we my dears?

[sung] Female celebrities won’t relax
Without a man seeing to their cracks
They’re highly strung when they get none.
But better for a cock up or two.

Celebrities need their cock too, boys
They’ve got to have a cock up or two.

[BOYS]
A woman’s happier on her back
Enjoying a cock up or two.

[KIRK (spoken)]
Who says men don’t understand women?

[sung] Mel’s ex husband, must be thick!
He could still be giving her dick.
But she’s no need to pine, when she can have mine.
I’d give her a cock up or two.

She’s going to be irritable too, boys
When she’s missing a cock up or two.

[BOYS]
Mel’s ex hubby, must be thick
When he could be giving her a cock up or two.

[KIRK]
How fecking fit, is Mel Sykes
She could shag who she likes.
I’d give her a call, but mine’s too small.
But she’s missing her cock up or two.

Mel’s missing her cock up or two, boys
She’s missing her cock up or two.

[BOYS]
How fecking fit is Mel Sykes
But she’s missing a cock up or two.

[KIRK (spoken)]
She’s like a Rooster on heat – any cock’lldoo.

[Sung] Randy Jake passes by
Mel in her bikini takes his eye
Everything's clear, he’s eyeing her rear
Wishing he could give it a cock or two.

Mel’s missing her cock or two, boys
She’s missing her cock or two.

[BOYS]
Have no fear, attack Mel’s rear
Get in and give it a cock up or two.


[KIRK]
Edwina’s smart and very rich
But just like Mel she’s being a bitch
But I can tell, they’re both mean as hell
Because they need a cock up or two.

Have no doubt they’re falling out,
Because they need a cock up or two.

[BOYS]
They’re both sick ‘cos they’re missing dick.

[KIRK AND BOYS]
They both need a cock up or two.

[KIRK(Spoken) ]

All clear now Waterhog my dear?

i think i need a drawing - really confused now.