100 Ways to Get Kicked Out A Public Place
 

Title says it all

Any public place you can think of along with any reason as to why you'd be kicked out

Start your post with a # followed by the number (the first would put #1 and so on)

#1 coming in on a sit on lawnmower

doing a poo in the middle of the floor

A café for taking a crap in the kettle





I fully realise that anyone that hasn't watched Kevin Bridges will now think i'm a weirdo

#3 walking in with Nigel Farage as your shoes

#4 having hardcore sex

#5 being the child of Robert Mugabe and Florence Welch.

#6) Penis

#7 for believing in sex after marriage.

8) saying piss on me to everyone

#9 by wearing a KKK mask and asking "are you kkk?" to everyone who looks a bit down

#10 throwing peas at everyone in the room

# 11 - Scream "Allahu Akbar!" while fiddling with the straps of your backpack.

#12 Nut punch a ladyboy

#13: Nut Punch LiamPRW, which is essentially identical to #12

13: Go on a McChicken Nugget rampage even though its not 10:30 am yet

#14: Taking out your packed lunch, which is the back leg of a Golden (brown) Retriever

#15 smoking weed and doing cocaine