is the taste vintage ?
 

is the taste vintage ? 09.01.15

just like alcohol
it gets better with age
we have every ingredient including "sole"
even if "Katie" will over power and be no "sage".
"Ken" is like a lost lamb
but will his strength grow
admiring the house and weighing all to the gram
its like a episode of "antiques road show".
"Perez" is still working
but is this drink snide
he got he "baby" by "no sex" jerking
she did not even have to spread wide.
most having a tipple
"Patsy" is being a slow cooker
i expect dignity and no nipple
she is no celebrity hooker.
"Keith" has been a open book
vintage he does also score
i hope for his sake he does not hook
the tittle of "Big Bore".
not sure about "Callum"
with love i want to make a stance
bored of this column
BB should have a fundamental rule on romance.
i need to go deep
"Cami Li taste is brewing
forget the outside shell that is cheap
still not vintage after much chewing.
Jeremy has a advantage
the sunshine makes him ripe
he is a potential carnage
no one drop in a "pipe".
no opinion on "Kavana"
he seems like a gent
will "Mel B" be hoping he needs some "Covonia"
or is this news a boredom rent.
"Michelle is deceptive
its like mixing cheese in a greater
i want to swallow and be deceptive
but she looks to much like "Kat Slater".
"Nadia" is maturing"
berries and fruits will make her bloom
but if the cork goes soaring
with her i would not want to be in the room.
onto the second from last
"Chloe" is a stunner
but will this experience and her go past
i am not predicting a long runner.
onto the last which is agony
the highest part of the scale
already she has my sympathy
high hopes for "Alicia Douvall".

( these are my first impressions of this celeb and i am putting my cards on the table - its going to be the best CBB to date. like the fundamental rule of big brother, if you was to reply to this please remember my fundamental rule. the wrath is still in force. )

Alexander's a has been, no more a cool chappy
Alicia's surgery has not made her happy
Calums a playboy a ladies man too
Cami is lovely but not her tattoos
Chloe is pretty, not been forefront so far
Jeremy who is HE ? What makes him a star
Katie's a bitch of the highest degree
Kav is just BORING you can take it from me
Keith is all cuddly I think he will shine
Ken as Reg Holdsworth was a hero of mine
Michelle what a lady she is vibrant and strong
Nadia was a good pick in BB she belongs
Patsy makes a living from doing these shows
Perez is a runner and a long way he'll go
The first opinions of rionablue
Welcome to waterhog this poems for you

Ive just sat and shat
KatieHopkins is a twat
while I watch celebs I do hunt
yet all I see is one giant ****.

LOL. Class Parmie haha

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

I'm not saying that
You're 'Right On The Money'
But who gives a fuck
When your poem's so funny? :hehe: