the P on the seat idea - fake urine
 

the P on the seat idea - fake urine 10.01.15

in every house it leaks
the evidence wont alter
they are lucky its not from the bum cheeks
i am sure the "brown stuff" would instigate a slaughter.
men are like animals
its not a ambition
on lady's "humps" will appear like camels
clearly seeing men do not process inhibition.
i no CBB do not appreciate
rhymes they can not understand
so if someone could translate
because my "twist" is grand.
we need to see spillage
it will mess with them psychologically
bank my idea as its more secure then the "WoolWich"
doing it with fake liquid that is safe clinically.
put it on the seat
splash the floor
it will go down a treat
the lady's will be guilty of starting this war.
push there patients to the max
on something that is natural and green
the viewers can sit back and relax
and watch "celebrity's" argue about what is "fake" urine.

( i can not send my poem to ch5 as they don't get me - but in plain English i think it would be great if they kept making the toilet seat wet and on the floor and see what the lady's do ? or should we not medal with it as it is FANTASTIC. )

..pssss...............
 

their toilet started off clean
male house mates are hit and miss
the lady is not amused

Mark L

...........trying haiku

Im genuinely confused.

Irreverence from Waterhog I didn't expect to see
And all about the toilet seat and the puddle of the pee
Up or down's the question in many homes its true
Women want it always down but men they live there too
So what is right and what is wrong I fail to see from this
Cept everything such be well flushed and not a trace of PISS

I read of this with some confusion,
And so before offering a solution,
I stared at the TV with eyes agog,
To see if both sexes share a bog?

If they don't then what's amiss?
Why do women care about men's piss?
But if one loo is all they've got
Then it's bad to to sit upon the pot

With men's pee on the toilet seat
And on the floor beneath their feet
But BB's got the answer without doubt
Get another bog 'n stop pissing about.

WOW YOU are some poet Kirk x

Thank you Riona.

go kirk