Mock the CBB Housemates thread.
 

It's not meant for my username at the beginning btw, just trying to make a shorter title.:laugh:

1. Alexander O'Neal seems to think that his being too soft on the other Housemates for their behaviour, he thinks that he needs to them more often, he says that he'll to be more strict with them, but it might be easier to just

2. Alicia Douvall goes into the Diary Room explaining how she feels that she's a and how she's scared that her past might cost her the crown, she says that it's but she'll be if she just gets to the final.

3. Calum Best was just who was better looking between Cami and Chloe, a voice shouts out to him none of them, he thinks that his been a bit Robotic lately but that's just sent him even more

4. Cami asks Calum Calum doesn't respond, Cami is wondering why he won't but Cami will continue this later as she feels that she might cause a whole lot of if she goes on about it too much.

5. Chloe is wondering if Calum will ever in the Bedroom, Perez says to her because we live in a beautiful world where everything's by the second.

6. Kavana feels that it's to get any limelight in this house, he says that he hopes to be able to turn this into a and get the in quick before the make him start into hiding once he leaves the house.

7. Katie says that she's a Michelle goes that she is too, Katie then goes Michelle goes that I'm being honest here, I think it is.

8. Keith Chegwin thinks that they all can be just for one day.

9. Michelle is wondering will she with so many louder characters in there, Katie rest assures her that she's so insane that she thinks that Michelle will be swinging off the by the end of her experience.

10. Nadia can't get no by Katie Hopkins games, Perez agrees and says that he thinks that she's and that the public have to

11. Patsy Kensit is told that it's oh so still it's all pieceful until that showed up out in the Garden, targetting Patsy until she finally said

12. Perez is told by Cami that he'll be if he dares speak to her ever again, then Perez gets to Nadia and Alicia about the whole affair, Nadia tells him to pitying himself and stand up to her, Perez thanks Nadia and says that the good fight.

The End.

Basically you can either do the jokes in the style that I just did it in, or you can do your own style of jokes.

Pardon my French. But fcuk me Mockinator.

10/10 for effort though.

well this was totally worth the ridiculous amount of time it took to load

looks like i'll never get those 10 mins of my life back again

Pmsl. What a load of s...scrolling

why

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I'm sorry guys but this isn't Mock The Mock thread, it wouldn't be a bad thread to open up though to express your annoyances.

Thanks.

It seems like I crashed people's computers trying to get on the thread.:joker: