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Katie Price straps on a big one for me ( warning 18 age rated poem) 21.01.15

this is 18 rated
its about a conversation
i had no idea so much can be debated
now this sounds like a sick creation.
disappointed with Rocky ( vinny called alex this in the house)
Alex really is a open book
i am sure he liked Katie's strap on and cocky
what a bizarre look.
i don't understand this phenom en
its 3D and dimensional
am i boring and just common
what happened to "man on lady" being conventional.
but i am not here to judge
well not about intercourse
if i did i would not hold a grudge
because "Price" is my kind of sauce.
with her head on and screwed
this business lady i admire
she leaves "Hopkins" spat out after being chewed
because Katie Price is adding CBB fire.
do i need a forum slap
because this is disgusting and i pity this "vice"
no its not a invitation for the "strap"
but i would succumb because i love the "Price".

( i have tried my hardest to get this to Katie and i hope everyone can see its not my usual boring proposal. please note the sacrifice's i would make for the right lady oucccchhhhhhhhhhhhh. the point of my poem is to show how shocked i was by what goes on now a days and i just wondered was anyone else shocked ? the wrath rule is still in place and we can have naughty fun with this. can not stop as me and my woman are going shopping. she needs a new strap or something and guess who will be paying the Price ? )