Katy P marry me and i won't cheat - promise
 

Katy P marry me and i won't cheat - promise 02.02.15

yer i am a catch
i have more then one layer
i will be your one man lock with your latch
never would i dream of being a player.
Katy my darling age is irrelevant
so please don't ask
if you want loyalty i will be your eccelerent
this poem is my breakthrough mask.
i don't do dirty
not when i am clean
with you i will never take the burty
my internet movies were published when i was obscene.
you don't need to stalk
you won't need to follow
me and you together are "chalk"
plenty of "cheese" to you i will borrow.
on Friday i will be waiting in the crowd
to Katie P i will propose
thank you CBB for this to be allowed
the question is will this end with a "cupid rose".

Waterhog

You may be hard to resist
with your poetry and charm
maybe you just take the piste ;)
with your marriage proposal list :D
but you iz coming across as bad :nono:
Even a bit of a cad
your marriage proposals come furious and fast
as onto the next your eyes you cast
I thought your heart belonged to me :bawling:
as I have had but two or three
so your virtual ring I now return
and your offer of marriage I now spurn :mad:

Love you really ;)

p
 

katie p why look so agog
that's a great offer from waterhog

no more need to live apart
when they offer their heart

time to forget about your ex
learn there is more to life than sex

sure they are a little more mellow
but what a noble fine fellow

so when you leave the BB house
be happy to meet your new spouse

Mark L

She won't be interested if you don't cheat, no books in that!

:joker: I hope you have a grappling hook,waterhog

just watching both shows on plus 1. very happy cammi is out and i will have a poem on her going for you lot tomoz morning.


than you all so much for your contributions. i loved them all.

please don't fight over me

you will be disappointed.