How to win big brother
 

1) Enjoy 11 days of freedom while others create amazing tv and suffer tons of drama, incidents and 2 ejections.

2) Enter to the house and get immunity for another week.

3) Kill all the drama

4) Talk about your ex's fantasies and how they cheated on you

5) Do nothing

Well still better than Calum winning but..

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name
 

be the biggest name

Mark L

You forgot one, be the biggest celebrity to ever go in and have a massive fan base that will vote no matter what.

sad truth ^

Hide behind the sofa.

Well agree with most of what you said apart from the Calum bit...which contradicts the rest of your post...Calum got involved in drama KP didn't get involved at all!!
Won on fan base only....not on what she did in the house. She contributed nothing that kept the viewing figures to the level they did...she did NOTHING!,
Most unworthy winner...after a dynamic show.

6) Don't be a horrible housemate like the rest

Off the top of my head, i'm pretty sure Michael Madsen is a bigger celebrity than Price

lol bitter bitch cheer up

it's not her late arrival that's the problem. Some late arrivals have been superb - it's just that she was such a poor HM having been built up so much.

Simple as that.

If Beckham went in and did nothing, he'd win too.

Benefits Britain.Katie Price. Rylan.Emma Willlis.pleae get rid of these slags oops and Keri Katona??????????????????????WTF.

Keith Calum and Micheele were not nasty but they contributed and gave decent fair opinions all of which contributed to the show....KP didn't...so did she deserve to win..NO!!

Not in the UK where people can vote and it is also the type of fame that counts.

There you go better than Calum or KH