I made a friend at work today
 

Meet Stewie!

I wasn't expecting that, it's beautiful :flutter:

Is it a venomous type?

I thought I was going to hear a lesbian story when I came in here

I dunno, I didn't ask! A special reptile owner guy came into the school and I helped him put away all the animals in his car. He legit asked me if 'I wanted to see his snake' and I was like D: but said yeah anyway.

They don't feel like what I thought, anyway!

I work in a school you sick bitch

Oh I didn't know that... There are bound to be other female staff there though, so back off :idc:

lmao true

to be fair tho, there is this one really hot teacher who i get lesbian vibes from

I got a little creeped out when he started slithering up my arm and nearly dropped him, but then I was like 'omg, I don't want to hurt him!!!1' and just let him stay on my hand/arm

they feel really nice!

Did it feel cold?

yeah it did

i dunno why but I thought it would be warm

i remember a man came to my school and later asked me if i wanted to hold his snake in his car

it was a whole different story and it wasnt stripy

Nightmares tonght for me.
I have such an awful snake phobia since being bitten by one.
I doubt very much that one would hurt you, it's not an adder.