Which Orange is the New Black Character
 

should you ally with?


http://www.buzzfeed.com/apentak720/w...817#.ahVOoANZk

You got: Red
Like Red, you’re a complicated person. On one hand, you are cold and serious, and you know how to get work done. On the other hand, you’re sentimental. Similar to Red, you’ve got a subtle sense of humor and would do anything to protect the people you care about. Red would be a great ally because people respect her, she would have your back, and she could cook you up a good meal

http://i.imgur.com/twNJRaE.jpg

You got: John Bennett

Like Bennett, people love your kind spirit. You genuinely want to help people and show kindness toward others. Bennett is one of the nicest guards at the prison, so having him as an ally would definitely come in handy. Also, those eyes — you could stare into them all day if you two were allies.

You got: Suzanne “Crazy Eyes” Warren
Like Crazy Eyes, you’re an emotional person. Your emotions are a roller coaster: One moment you’re sentimental, and the next you’re upset. Once you get to know Crazy Eyes, however, you can easily see her kindness and thoughtfulness toward other people. She would make a great ally while in prison because she would do anything to help and protect you. (All you’d have to do is tell her she can’t just use the bathroom anywhere she pleases.)

Yaaassss

You got: Red

Like Red, you’re a complicated person. On one hand, you are cold and serious, and you know how to get work done. On the other hand, you’re sentimental. Similar to Red, you’ve got a subtle sense of humor and would do anything to protect the people you care about. Red would be a great ally because people respect her, she would have your back, and she could cook you up a good meal.

You got: Suzanne “Crazy Eyes” Warren

Like Crazy Eyes, you’re an emotional person. Your emotions are a roller coaster: One moment you’re sentimental, and the next you’re upset. Once you get to know Crazy Eyes, however, you can easily see her kindness and thoughtfulness toward other people. She would make a great ally while in prison because she would do anything to help and protect you. (All you’d have to do is tell her she can’t just use the bathroom anywhere she pleases.)

this is bull**** i am little boo

I know who answered pee on the floor :laugh:

http://i.imgur.com/YyXV8GH.png
:grin2:

Red. I wanted Sophia. :shrug:

I got red too... http://s3.amazonaws.com/tapatalk-emoji/emoji90.png

You got: John Bennett
Like Bennett, people love your kind spirit. You genuinely want to help people and show kindness toward others. Bennett is one of the nicest guards at the prison, so having him as an ally would definitely come in handy. Also, those eyes — you could stare into them all day if you two were allies

all the ****ing lesbians on the show and i get this *ucker

You got: John Bennett
Like Bennett, people love your kind spirit. You genuinely want to help people and show kindness toward others. Bennett is one of the nicest guards at the prison, so having him as an ally would definitely come in handy. Also, those eyes — you could stare into them all day if you two were allies.

can we swap??

You got: John Bennett
Like Bennett, people love your kind spirit. You genuinely want to help people and show kindness toward others. Bennett is one of the nicest guards at the prison, so having him as an ally would definitely come in handy. Also, those eyes — you could stare into them all day if you two were allies.

http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/201...3417965-13.jpg

I don't watch it (yet), but he's rather attractive and, according to this, a nice guy so I'm happy with that. :)

EDIT: Oh, the actor's in How To Get Away with Murder. I've only seen one episode so far (need to catch up), I didn't recognise him. :laugh:

You got: Red

I love Red :flutter:

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Nope :tongue:

You got: Alex Vause
Like Alex, you know who you are and are good at reading other people. You tend to keep to yourself but can definitely stick up for yourself if others provoke you. Alex would be a great ally while in prison because she’s street smart and can help you survive prison.
http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/201...23371963-1.jpg

I'm happy with that.

You got: Suzanne “Crazy Eyes” Warren
Like Crazy Eyes, you’re an emotional person. Your emotions are a roller coaster: One moment you’re sentimental, and the next you’re upset. Once you get to know Crazy Eyes, however, you can easily see her kindness and thoughtfulness toward other people. She would make a great ally while in prison because she would do anything to help and protect you. (All you’d have to do is tell her she can’t just use the bathroom anywhere she pleases.)


Yes, I would piss on the floor.

I got Alex. Score.

Me too