A Quiz for James
 

How Would John Travolta Offend You At An Awards Show?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/candacelowry...how#.axRAQL81x

You got: Bless you with a creative new name
http://i.imgur.com/va4WlkE.jpg
One morning, the wickedly talented John Travolta will give you a new name you never expected. Welcome to the real world, Madurna Stobben, heir to Adele Dazeem.

You got: Give you a subtle yet firm face caress
When you meet him, John will express his love for you by giving you a gentle, soft graze with his manly hands. ENJOY!

http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/201...4726284-12.jpg

You got: Ominously stare at the back of your head
Is your neck burning, or is it just the stare of John Travolta beaming into you? One stormy night, you’ll be looking through photo albums and find a rare snapshot of Travolta creeping on you in the background.

http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/201...4726299-24.jpg

:laugh2:

http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/201...4726284-12.jpg

You got: Give you a subtle yet firm face caress

When you meet him, John will express his love for you by giving you a gentle, soft graze with his manly hands. ENJOY!

D:

You got: Ominously stare at the back of your head

You got: Bless you with a creative new name
One morning, the wickedly talented John Travolta will give you a new name you never expected. Welcome to the real world, Madurna Stobben, heir to Adele Dazeem.

http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/201...24726261-1.png

Nightmarish.

What did he do?