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don't EAU Sauvage me Parfum Dior - do you understand John Lewis ? 04.03.15

just back from the deal
not yet done a full examination
a little disappointed no 100 ml
but reassured by the quality and no cross contamination.
i did have a little difficulty
hoovering round the door was a undesirable
but i am privileged and hate cruelty
so i did not point out what was visible.
straight in and browsing
looking for the score
not temptation or any arousing
calling me was Dior.
my mind had focus
this was not my only delight
selecting my fragrance is no hocus-pocus
all done through and calculated on the John Lewis website.
my first time i wore was special
it really is deep
lady's look at me and think "tasteful"
please not i am on shelf and unbelievably cheap.
it does linger
this is my satisfaction
at the end of a shift "Dior" don't finger
because if my wife see's me my smell is her attraction.
lady's look for me please
in you my smell will ravage
do you want to no my secret and tease
John Lewis supplied me with EAU Sauvage.

( i go through aftershaves like cans of pop and when i get a good one i have to publicize it along with my dealer who always gives me top class gear at the best possible price. the question i want to prick the readers brains with is - have you ever smelt EAU Sauvage and did you like it or is there a better mans fragrance that will for sure find me a wife ? to encourage you to put suggestions of aftershaves to help me get nice ones, i will do a special poem on who ever supply's me with a fragrance that gets me a wife. if you no the bottle and forgot the name you might see it on the franance section of the John Lewis website. http://www.johnlewis.com/ )