Do you...
 

Do you offer your visitors a cuppa tea/coffee and a biscuit?

define visitor

of course

Someone that bloody visits

No one is allowed to visit my pad

No I don't. I don't drink tea so if you want a drink, buy one at the shop or stay at home.

like a friend or someone who's come to service the boiler or fix a window

some host you are Glenn :nono:

Jake we know you are a bit of a hermit but a service worker IS NOT a visitor ffs.

:( well friends never visit so no

no because they already have a drink or something

I would offer a service worker tea as well, regular Mrs Doyle I am :hehe:

Plumber etc gets a cuppa and biscuit or cake.

Visiting friends that drop in unannounced get more or less the same if it is daytime, something stronger of an evening.

Invited guests will be fed with either a light lunch or a full on dinner/supper.

Nah, the sooner they're gone the better, no time for drinks and a natter.

A drink yes, tea no

If they make it past the guard dogs I'll give them a round of bread and a few drops of water.

tea/coffee. no biscuit :idc:

oh i assumed you meant someone that wasn't friend/family... of course they get biscuits.

I offer them my spot on the Sofa, and that's about it really.:joker:

my family doesn't have visitors

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The next time that you have a visitor, give them some Ping to eat.

We serve a high tea every hour between 7AM - 8PM, so when a guest appears unannounced we have supplies at the ready.

yes

sometimes if they're not someone unwanted or annoying

most people that come into my house just help themselves :shrug:

All of the time, people who don't are arseholes