Club toilet attendants
 

Aren't the people who work in nightclub toilets the nicest people ever? I gave the guy all of my loose change because he was so nice.

Cheryl didn't seem to think so <\3

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the one i've met in town is a sassy, chubby african lady and i want to be her best friend. you can often find her rubbing the backs of girls who are throwing up their intestines or selling fags, condoms and body spray

They are nice

There is an african man who sells loads of perfumes and lollipops in the toilets, when I went out for my 21st I got some freebies from him :lovedup: In fact, I seen him last night :laugh:

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omfg how could I forget, my african lady sells lollipops too!

we should set them up tbh xo

being drunk enough to strike up conversation with them can be fun but if I'm sober they're invisible to me :laugh: i've not once thought "hmm let's use some after shave I have never tried before, and pay for it too"

No they're ****ing annoying, if I go for a piss I'm quite capable of drying my own hand after washing them tyvm, I don't need you or your cheap ass aftershave, they always want money and I never have change, like bitch don't make me feel bad because I only use card :nono:

This is how I feel most of the time :laugh:

It doesn't stop me from being generous enough to give them change though, and i'm normally not a fan of the aftershaves on offer.

I'm just a good drunk I suppose

I have sex with mine