How will you die?
 

You got: Trampled During the Revolution
You will be trampled to death during one of the major violent proletarian uprisings during the coming Revolution. Whether intentionally trampled for your bourgeois sympathies or accidentally trampled because you are sort of a klutz, you will nonetheless be stepped on until you die by thousands of raging workers.

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Most likely tramped on during a Beyonce book signing so it's relatively accurate


See how you will die: http://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernst...die#.bcZRZ0kkk

I got the same as you ^

You got: Eviscerated by the Hook-Handed Maniac

You will be disemboweled by the hook-handed maniac. What starts as an erotic night of steamy pleasures in your lover’s Cadillac on top of Misty Kiss Point turns into purest terror as you are stalked and eventually gutted by the mask-faced maniac who has been terrorizing these parts for years.

You got: Heart attack in terrible wanking accident

Rachel Riley having a right good go on Fearne Cotton was too much for your mind and ticker and just at the vinegar stroke you fell off the stool and the noose tightened and the orange fell out of your mouth and rolled down the landing stairs

:fist:

You got: Entombed Alive by “Your Friend”, Montresor
You will be emtombed and left to die by “your friend”, Montresor. Though you have nothing but good feelings for Montresor, one day, during a party, he will lead you down into the catacombs beneath his estate under the pretense of sampling a rare and delicious desert wine. Once you are intoxicated, Montresor will chain you to a wall and gradually immure you.

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You got: Stoned to Death After Losing the Lottery
You will be stoned to death by the villagers after you draw the short straw at the annual lottery. Why you? Why does the lottery exist? Why is your family viciously hurling stones at you, abrading your face and arms? These will be among the questions you ask yourself as you depart this mortal coil.

well you will do the Wednesday ISIS lottery

I got this, too. :worry:

I guess we need to be wary of anyone called Montresor, the treacherous bastard. :fist:

Never befriend a Montresor! :laugh:

Me too. :omgno:

You got: Entombed Alive by “Your Friend”, Montresor
You will be emtombed and left to die by “your friend”, Montresor. Though you have nothing but good feelings for Montresor, one day, during a party, he will lead you down into the catacombs beneath his estate under the pretense of sampling a rare and delicious desert wine. Once you are intoxicated, Montresor will chain you to a wall and gradually immure you.

Food poisoning from the caravan probably

You got: Trampled During the Revolution

You will be trampled to death during one of the major violent proletarian uprisings during the coming Revolution. Whether intentionally trampled for your bourgeois sympathies or accidentally trampled because you are sort of a klutz, you will nonetheless be stepped on until you die by thousands of raging workers.

.

yess marsh, finish ha http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...8/67d90ee8.gif

Marsh said hi
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Crushed after turning into a cockroach lmao

Lottery
You will be stoned to death by the villagers after you draw the short straw at the annual lottery. Why you? Why does the lottery exist? Why is your family viciously hurling stones at you, abrading your face and arms? These will be among the questions you ask yourself as you depart this mortal coil.

You got: Stoned to Death After Losing the Lottery
You will be stoned to death by the villagers after you draw the short straw at the annual lottery. Why you? Why does the lottery exist? Why is your family viciously hurling stones at you, abrading your face and arms? These will be among the questions you ask yourself as you depart this mortal coil.

I bloody knew it! You're a Tory!

phew

for a minute i thought i was going to be called a wanker

You got: Drowned by Pennywise the Clown

You will be drowned by Pennywise the Clown, the most common manifestation of the centuries-old evil known among the older generations only as “It”. Pennywise will entice you to peek into a sewer grate or storm drain with promises of balloons, candy, and general merriment, and as soon as you draw near enough, he will drag you down into the sewers, drown you, and add you to his collection of floating children


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