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Liu Kang - Shaun
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/...20150420001851

Liu Kang was once the main her of Mortal Kombat. He's known for having Bruce Lee styled moves and warcries that sound like turkeys having sex which is also an apt description of Shaun's first album.

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Sonya Blade - Livia
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Sonya is the angry kick happy first lady of Mortal Kombat that enjoys choking bitches and ripping fools in half using her almighty thighs. She has a love hate relationship with Johnny Cage and likes to yell 'Kombat time!' a lot.

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Scorpion - Novo
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Bitch, you know who Scorpion is.

Sub Zero - Locke
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Bitch, you know who Sub Zero is.

Raiden - James
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Raiden is a Thunder God, the protector of Earthrealm and an innovator in the field of fashion foward headwear.

Johnny Cage - Leather Trumpet
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/...20150311162110

Johnny Cage is an action star that gets involved in the MK tournament to prove that he isn't fake. He's known for being annoying and punching people in the balls, two things that LT does with applomb.

Kano - LostAlex
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Kano is an Australian criminal that likes to stab things which obviously has a lot in common with the forum's biggest patriotic American.

Goro - Mock
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/...20150317063106

Goro is a four armed monster that likes to rip people apart, Mock often strikes me as a kind of person that likes to pull wings off of insects in his room.

Jax - KirkLancaster
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/...20150414181149

Jax has metal arms, that's about the only interesting thing about him tbh.

Shang Tsung - TheTruth
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Shang Tsung steals the souls and often assumes the forms of other people. I was going to do the obvious thing and give him Mollie but that's so 2012.

Kitana - Vicky
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/...20150410150630

Kitana is both a Princess and Assassin that was loyal to Shao Kahn until she learnt the truth of what he did to her family and realm. She wields a pair of razor sharp fans and throws them almost as often as she throws shade.

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Mileena - Scott.
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/...20150320060906

Mileena is a cannibalistic psychotic clone of Kitana. she's a thirsty ass bitch that flirts with her enemies as she's tearing their flesh from their bones with her monstrous mouth. If that doesn't sound like Scott I don't know what does.

Reptile - Who is She
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/...20150202181014

Reptile is a lizard that that spits acid at people and stinks so bad that being near him can kill you. Who Is She, this is your wake up call to have a bath.

Jade - Ammi
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Jade is the loyal friend and bodyguard of Kitana. She wields a pole and dresses like she should be hanging from one. Ammi embodies the loyalty and kindness of Jade but not her stripperific tendencies.. Well, not since the summer of 1994...

Kung Lao - Greg
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Smoke - Lemonjam
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Smoke is a ninja that controls...smoke....and has long luscious hair that he probably spends far too much time conditioning.

Noob Saibot - Jake.
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Noob Saibot is Sub Zero's evil dead brother. He creates shadow clones of himself and enjoys kicking people so hard that they vomit on his leg.

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Baraka - Glenn
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The resemblance is striking

Sindel - Niamh
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Sindel is the evil mother of Kitana that only appears in the story for five minutes but spends about 3 minutes murdering everyone. Sindel is also the oldest female character in Mortal Kombat, she is tens of thousands of years old which still makes her younger than Niamh.

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Kintaro - somastarhusky
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KINTARO'S A BIG CAT. SOMA WAS A FURRY.

Shao Kahn - Dezzy
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Shao Kahn ****s bitches and wields a big hammer as do I?

Ermac - Petemitch
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Ermac is a psychic monstrosity that once blew up Jax's arms WITH HIS MIND. Petemitch is a lot like Ermac except for the fact that Ermac has better skin.

Cyrax - Arista
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/...20110812063459

ARISTA IS A ROBOT HAR HAR HAR

Sektor - Micheal21
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SEKTOR AND CYRAX ARE ENEMIES, AS ARE ARISTA AND MICHEAL.

Stryker - MTVN
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Stryker is a cop who was caught up in Mortal Kombat during Shao Kahn's invasion. He has an habit of shouting 'Police Brutality!' and shooting people which makes for a very accurate depiction of your average American Police Officer.

Kabal - LukeB
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Kabal was burned badly and requires machinery in order to live, he also runs real fast. I can't think of a witty way to compare Luke and Kabal.

Nightwolf - Jay
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Nightwolf is an Native American warrior that wields spirit weaponry. Jay owns a casino and once sued James for crimes against his ancestors.

Sheeva - Kazanne

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Sheeva is a female member of the Shokan, Goro and Kintaro's race. She likes to throw fools around and is known for ripping the skin from her victims.

Quan Chi - Daniel.
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Quan Chi is an evil sorcerer that is fond of ripping people's legs off and beating to them to death with said appendage. He also likes to make people deepthroat knives.

Skarlet - Josy
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/...20110912224202

Skarlet is a ninja warrior whose ninja garb is currently in the wash. She wields the power of blood and bathes in the blood of her enemies to absorb their power. Josy doesn't have any blood related powers but she does have a wide set vagina and a heavy flow.

Kenshi - Marsh
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/...20150415110851

Kenshi is a blind telepathic swordsman that looks like Keanu Reeves. Marsh however can see, can't fight and looks like Keanu's foot.

Disclaimer - I'm sure Marsh looks lovely, I imagine him to look like a young Shia Labeouf.

Rain - Smithy
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Rain wields the power of water and the weather and is the son of a God. Sadly Smithy's only power is his ability to surpress his gag reflex.

Cassie Cage - Caitlin
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Cassie is the daughter of Sonya and Johnny Cage, she has the looks of Sonya and the personality of Johnny. She also has a lesbionic haircut thus Caitlin.

Jacqui Briggs - Gypsygoth
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Jacqui is Jax's daughter. She wields gauntlets armed with guns and shouts 'SAY MY NAME, BITCH' when she's hitting people. Claudia also has a penchant for hi-tech weaponry and belittling people in the heat of Kombat.

Takeda - Tom
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/...20150416123845

Takeda is the blade whip wielding son of Kenshi, he's the youngest character in Mortal Kombat which automatically means that he is Tom.

Kung Jin - Lucas
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Kung Jin is Kung Lao's cousin and is notable for being the first ever gay Mortal Kombat character. Like Lucas, Jin is really grating and loud but, unlike Lucas, he actually becomes likable in time. :fan:

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Kotal Kahn - Benjamin
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/...20150206224844

Kotal Kahn is the emperor of Outworld, he rose to power after deposing Mileena who ruled after Shao Kahn died. Kotal Kahn has a tendency to cut himself to perform Aztec styled rituals. To all who know him, Ben is an eternal tourist that loves to travel the world but the truth is he travels to find victims to sacrifice in blood rituals to his dark lord, Natalie Cassidy.

D'Vorah - Mokka
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D'Vorah is a creepy ass bug lady that fights using her 'young' and her bug like appendages. Her most memorable scene involves her kissing another character and flooding their mouth with bugs that proceed to eat their victim's head from the inside out. Despite that, she's still infinitely more dateable than the population of Scotland.

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Erron Black - Firewire
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Erron Black is a cowboy styled mercenary that fights with a pair of revolvers. He's got a dry sense of humor and doesn't suffer bitches. He has a secondary costume that makes him look like a stripperific Mad Max reject which, considering that Firewire lives in the apocalyptic wasteland that is Scotland, is probably an accurate peak into his future.

Ferra/Tor - Kizzy & Sheriff
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Ferra is a loud screechy little girl that rides on top of the monstrous Torr, controlling his every move. They are loyal to Kotal Kahn and will protect him at any cost.

Shinnok - Chewy
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/...20150408012333

Shinnok is a fallen elder god and, judging from his look is both a fan of Rupaul's Drag Race and Maleficent. Looking back I realise that Scott would have made a better Shinnok but I spent like an hour making this topic and I ain't going back to change ****.

Tanya - Hayden
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Tanya is the most shadiest MK character in existence, in the old timeline she betrayed everyone she ever aligned with which makes me wonder why anyone would ever choose to team up with her in the first place. In the new timeline she aids Mileena in her war efforts against Kotal Kahn. Tanya's quite a fierce bitch despite her shortcomings tbh.

Tremor - Lostie.
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Tremor is a ninja earthbender and i'm getting really bored of writing this topic so let's move on.

Frost - Jessica.
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Frost is Sub Zero's apprentice, she's ambitious and power hungry and has designs on Sub Zero's position as the head of their ninja clan. Jessica is a lot like Frost because...I don't know....She likes Frozen? Yeah. Let's go with that. MOVING ON.

Fujin - AndyBigBro
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/...20150407193402

Fujin is Raiden's best mate and is the God of Wind. Andy...ummm...*looks at his sig*.... Andy likes dragons? Ummmm..... Fujin looks like Daenerys Stormborn after years of Meth abuse? Yeah, that will do.

Sareena - Natalie.
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/...20150415010903

Sareena was an ex-servant (and demon) of Quan Chi that now helps the heroes in their battles against him. Natalie has also had experiences with demonic forces as she was recently posessed by the angry spirit of Goldie Hawn.

Karl - Bo Rai Cho
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/...20150326160954

Bo Rai Cho is a drunken martial arts master that spends his days training the heroes of the future. He's known for fighting while heavily intoxicated and using his vomit and his farts as weapons. It is Karl tbh.

Li Mei - AnnieK
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/...20150415123328

Li Mei is an Outworld villager who gets caught up in the war between Kotal and Mileena. She's a bit irrelevant but so is Annie <3.