If you were the creator of your own religion...
 

What 5-10 commandments would you have in place? They can be all serious, all satirical or a mix of the two and they can be as specific or vague as you want them.

You are perfectly entitled to steal another persons commandment if you want it on your list but if you take it exactly word for word maybe quote the user at the end of the commandment or something.


1) treat others how would you expect to be treated by them.

2) be understanding of others personal hardships even when you have hardships of your own.

3) be charitable if necessary, we can't always be secure and prosperous.

4) have any other gods you may wish but do not allow the words of thi gods to break any of thine other commandments.

5) for one day of every month (usually the last Sunday) reserve yourself two minutes of personal reflection for the people you have loved and lost and for those lost in unfortunate circumstances.

6) Do not kill under any circumstance, even in the name of justice.

7) thou are prefectly entitled to call fans of other football clubs '********in tail tuggers' across the stand so long as thi beer is at least half full and thou wordst are just. Afterward thou may explain to any of thine offspring that may be in attendance that football makes Daddy go crazy and at all other times you must abide by the other commandments.

8) do not talk with your mouth full.

9) be utterly faithful to your partner unless you have previously agreed you are going to have an open relationship in which case patteth thineself on thi back and consider thiself blessed my child.

10) do not take that which does not belong to you.

1 - 5

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1. Be open-minded and be willing to alter your beliefs with new evidence.

2. Strive to understand what is most likely to be true, not to believe what you wish to be true.

3. The scientific method is the most reliable way of understanding the natural world.

4. Every person has the right to control of their body.

5. God is not necessary to be a good person or to live a full and meaningful life.

6. Be mindful of the consequences of all your actions and recognize that you must take responsibility for them.

7. Treat others as you would want them to treat you, and can reasonably expect them to want to be treated. Think about their perspective.

8. We have the responsibility to consider others, including future generations.

9. There is no one right way to live.

10. Leave the world a better place than you found it.

11. pics or it didnt happen



(i stole these from the information superhighway but they are good)

I'm pretty happy with the ten commandments as they stand. Although I would be tempted to add Kyle's No.7

I like these ones

Niamh accepts Leather Trumpet as her God and Saviour... shock horror scoop...

:laugh:

What are you calling our new religion then Trumpet?

Not so much a religion as a cult.

Yeh that's totally fine Liv.

I should obviously add for future reference that this isn't an attempt to call out the OT or voice any dissatisfaction with it or anything, it's just a little thread if people want to express the things that matter to them personally or just get a bit creative.

Trumpetarianism


below is the standard issue female disciple outfit

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Very holy indeed

Trumpets

2.12 and lo he came upon the priestess who was clad head to toe in fine leather garments 2.13 and he said unto her it is customary for thine priestess to massage the trumpet in essential oils 2.14 and the priestess declared that she had known no trumpet before thine supreme trumpet had came before her in a dream and that she had been cleansed in the ritual oils of his masterful command 2.15 to which he replied 'a dream love? I think not! That was last Tuesday, its your turn again come on less talking hen I'm ready for yer'

Never thought it was!

1) pop bitch? Stan ha
2) pressed ho? Kill ha
3) flop bitch? Drag ha
4) iconic bop? Plug ha
5) out of shape? Gym ha

Frankly, it'll be nice to see Niamh in a longer skirt to what she usually wears...

Oh I know, I'd have known about it if you did. :laugh:

It's just a little disclaimer in case it kicks off in the future. This is Tibb after all!

every hole's a goal

The Big Book of Trumpertarianism chapter 4, verse 4

LOL... I'm not kicking off, say what you like about the OT. Have a go at West Ham though, and I'll drag you into the car park and make you pay.

No muff too tough. We dive at five.
Chapter 3 verse 1.

1. Live and let live.






Keep life simple.:laugh:

1, be excellent to one another

2, don't mock what you don't understand

3, an it harm none, do as you will

4, all hail Morrissey

5, question everything

6, kindness and respect are the greatest virtues

7, cultivate self respect

8, nurture the planet

9, lead your children by example

10, encourage empathy

Oh! Erm well then what's the difference between a hedgehog and a bus full of West Ham fa....








...Nah I just.....can't....do...it :worry:

No vote labour?

An it harm none, do as you will is already a thing, the Wiccan Rede as I understand it. Made up by some new age followers in the 1970s..