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reece(: 05-05-2015 10:19 PM
Funny pick up lines
 
Go...

T* 05-05-2015 10:23 PM
r u a bicycle
cuz i wanna ride u XD

reece(: 05-05-2015 10:32 PM
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

reece(: 05-05-2015 10:33 PM
Are you from Ireland? Because my D is Dublin.

Denver 05-05-2015 10:36 PM
Im wasted but the Condom in my wallet doesnt have to be :laugh3:

Marsh. 05-05-2015 10:39 PM
U like that mate?! http://i.imgur.com/xMXQhvFs.png

reece(: 05-05-2015 10:40 PM
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.

Denver 05-05-2015 10:42 PM
Me and you are like Hot Choclate and Marshmallows, Your hot and i wanna get on top of you

reece(: 05-05-2015 10:47 PM
Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.

LukeB 05-05-2015 10:49 PM
Is that a phone in your back pocket?Because I hear that ass calling me

LukeB 05-05-2015 10:49 PM
Those are nice pants....Mind if i test the zipper

reece(: 05-05-2015 10:50 PM
http://images.complex.com/complex/im...1ku1av5gmg.jpg

Welp.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 05-05-2015 10:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 7740279)
stop omg :joker:

Lostie! 06-05-2015 12:29 AM
"Me, you, **** ****?"

Mokka 06-05-2015 12:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 7740297)
:joker::joker:

Mokka 06-05-2015 12:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 7740297)
And the lesbian answers: I like my watermelon seedless :smug:

Ross. 06-05-2015 12:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mokkajava (Post 7740489)
And the lesbian answers: I like my watermelon seedless :smug:
:fan::laugh:


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