a hot bath or a nightmare on BB street ? you decide ?
 

a hot bath or a nightmare on BB street ? you decide ? 21.05.15

thank you for the shock
it did give me a bad dream
all 3 baths did well and truly rock
in no way were they relaxing full of steam.
they all done well
that's whats at my root
from a spider to a maggot they could tell
hilarious was the drop of the boot.
eileen was the loudest
was aaron so cool and macho
i could not label the proudest
but eileen for sure is cuckoo.
screams from chloe did help
it added to this nightmare
desperate to hear aaron yelp
then again himself that would scare.
real good was the sauna
my appreciation will be to attend
i will always be a freddie mourner
this nightmare on BB street was a perfect send.

The bath one was better and funnier,the bedroom one was far too over the top and over acted with the screeching and pretending to be scared.

The three screaming wrecks that got into the baths
By bloody heck they sure made me laugh
Furry things flew down on top of Eileen
And then we all heard how loud she could scream
Teddybears? Yeah right they are very scarey
For pity sake Eileen don't act like a baby
Danny the macho mad God that's a joke
I laughed so hard at him I nearly did choke
Amy or Sally or whatever the twin
Got maggots 'How awful' said I with a grin
The ball task was silly and not very hard
For fecks sake I'd do it out in my back yard
Hold the ball steady sur in that theres no fear
Those housemates were lucky not a scream did we hear
The hole was the best thing I think since sliced bread
They all entered it with such fear and dread
Crying like babies all stuck to each other
I was half afraid they would call for their mothers
Jack was a chicken couldnt stick the thing out
With Chloe the dark lord a failure no doubt
It wasn't a nightmare and they didn't win
But from start to finish it sure made me grin
Waterhog keep the poems up and for the most part you'll see
They'll often be answered by little old me

our scaredy cats enter the black hole

beholden to the dark lords soul

darkness descends upon the psycho ward

viewers enthralled as their hearts soared

aarons amateur dramatic piercing screams

things are often not as they seem

nick is the only one to count his blessing

pressed ever closer to jade with the nights passing

jack ever fearful does not need any pleading

to follow chloes expectant leading

his fellow HM's think that the stage is now their own

until BB informs them it's the shopping budget blown

Mark L

ebandit nd rionblue - don't get me wrong i love your poem replys but i am now so jealous of you 2 as i love your ones so much more and i think they are gold.


i have not seen bb yet tonight and i got pop out - going to be a late one. but when i am back i am going to watch tonights show.

thank you both very much for the time you put into your both excellent poems.

catch you later.

You are welcome Hog I love that e bandit has got involved he or she is a brilliant poet. I am a little drunk so will watch highlights show in the morning. keep the poems up I love them

wow! those kind replies made me notice

.......yet! i remain the poets apprentice

Mark L