Shut That Snore!
 

It's been a hard day's night. And fingers are being pointed.
As housemates began to stir in the bedroom this morning, Danielle wasted no time in confronting chief rumbler Ken.

"Ken, I haven't been to sleep," she called across to him.

"Why?" he enquired, looking well-rested.

"Your snoring. I had to get up at five in the morning."

"I shall definitely see Big Brother," resolved Ken.

"I spoke to him already," replied a down-in-the-mouth Danielle.

"What did he say?" asked Ken, hopefully.

"He said to speak to you."

"Maybe we can get one of those plaster things for your nose," suggested Cleo, from her bed on the floor.

"I'd be delighted," agreed Ken, before turning to Shilpa. "Shall I get one for you too?"

The actress looked startled. "Last night, I came in here last and you were fast asleep," said Ken to Danielle, before pointing at Carole. "And you were snoring. And Shilpa was snoring." Busted.

"I snore when I'm really tired and my nose is clogged. But I didn't snore," the actress pleaded. But Ken wasn't having any of it. "You kept me awake for an hour."

"But you kept me awake the night before!" she retorted.

"It was explosive last night, Ken," said Carole, coming to Shilpa's aid.

"It was like a volcano," added Danielle.

Another night of this and it'll be tempers that start erupting.

"We still love you, Uncle Ken. It's okay," calmed Cleo.

Ken grabbed his towel and made for the bathroom, announcing: "I'm going to blow my nose now. I apologise if it was minging."

But Shilpa pressed on, possibly appeasing her own guilt.

"Leo, can you comment on Uncle Ken's snoring?"

"D flat," he replied, then paused. "Actually, I heard you snoring!"

A nighttime wall of sound in stereo... wonder if a third could strike up a melody?

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/n...&articleMask=1

lmao. aww.

But It must be really annoying

Shilpa has a cold so far as I know, she was coughing this morning.
Carol probably snores, and Ken obviously does!
They should all just take earplugs!

Lol, well we knew It would happen sooner or later ...

I didn't think it would be this early that someone said something to Ken but obviously it's too much which is understandable, funny thing is though it's not as if saying anything will make much difference.

Why don't they give the others ear plugs. Might just solve the the problem.

sometimes it doesnt work though i feel sorry for ken he cant help snoring

Me too BigSister, it's just his age.

lol that must be reallyyyyyyy anoying

"Leo, can you comment on Uncle Ken's snoring?"

"D flat," he replied, then paused. "Actually, I heard you snoring!"


PMSL!!! ^^

ken is so annoying he will be the first one to be nominated if you ask me becuase this will be a good reason for them to nominate him if they dont have any other excuse :shocked:

Lol, this was so funny on last night's highlights.

that would annoy me so much if someone was snoring really loud in the same room which was preventing me from sleeping

aww I know what they feel like my mums boyfriend sounds like a thunderstorm