My life is in danger
 

THERE IS A MASSIVE MOTH IN MY HOUSE AND I AM UNDER MY DUVET AND LIKE BASICALLY CRYING WHY IS THIS HAPPENING :bawling:

Rip

rip

my brain is literally in my mouth right now I cannot cope

Nice knowing you

What you have to do is get a hoover, a binbag, a kiwi fruit and a pkt of cheesy wotsits.

I will write the rest up later, I'm busy right now

Ah well happens to the best of us

Bye

All you can do is pray to the heavens that it like, flies into something so hard it knocks itself out, then you can dispose of it in any way you see fit; stomping, drowning, discombobulation, etc.

the moth could be in my mouth and I still wouldn't purchase cheesy wotsits to get rid of it :yuk:

Try and negotiate with the moth before it ravages you

it's wings are flapping really loud rn

Moths are some of the scariest things on this planet, i feel your pain

Moth´s aren´t dangerous.

Especially if you´re the Mothman.

Turn the light on :suspect:

But then again, if it´s anything like this:

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__.../0/09/Moth.png

You better run. Or get a shotgun/magnum asap.

Moths are horrible and make me sad. Feel bad for you

I saw a porn film like that. :amazed:

You want to confuse the moth's corpse?

Yeah, put it in a glass and spin the ****er around :amazed:

Eileen's the gift that keeps on giving

Swat the beggar.
Be brave, you won't sleep at all otherwise.

kenan and kel was a great show

moths are massive catch it with your hands

Why are people afraid of moths. They're so inoffensive.

So did the moth get Margarine or