jack - what a lovely boy or a little devil ?
 

jack - what a lovely boy or a little devil ? 25.05.15

what was the turn
was it snide and smelly
it has nothing to do with the fat burn
selecting joel for the luxury even if objecting was jacks belly.
nick now see's his behavior
he was a silly puppy with no control
but has clicked alcohol is the main flavor
and has realized jade is taking toll.
i liked the blind date mingle
kiren was a perfect cillar
trying to access if sara and danny should be single
or are they tempted to go for the muller.
things got to simmer like sage
eileen and kiren had a major obstacle
but they sorted out the issue on age
telling christian to keep out his testicle.
harriot and chloe got fishy
the mission was to drink rank
both struggling as this was not dishy
harriots determination was top rank.
christian put up his arm
but kiren pull it down
the friendly arm wrestle was no alarm
but kiren so happy with the crown.
now a bit of egg
eileen and sara on themselves had to crack
i am not pulling your leg
both had it face covered with no slack.
jack got his reward
it was like a duck to water
them chips were better then the BB award
my opion of jack has had a massive alter.
jades crumble is begging
but will she end merry
it has everything to do with sinning
all over christian rubbing her cherry.
delightful show and not mundane
looking forward to tonight
cracks appeared and are starting to strain
bank holiday and big brother are together tight.

feeding
 

with a swirl of his robe and in a twinkle of his eye

he's sure to polish off the biggest pie

lifes been hard with not one carry out

it's been tough not to be chosen theres no doubt

wor jack deserved to be the ties winner

danny would not have wished jack to be thinner

other HM's had their own challenges to embrace

BB's fishy shake creating a miserable face

be quick to crack those eggs on your head

or it will be eileens wholesome stew instead

our twins know each others thoughts for a perfect score

but alas it was jade who chose who collected fish and chips from the store

Mark L

Sorry I couldn't vote cause you left out third option

Lazy fat f.ck!

Neither little nor clever. But I agree with devil

He's a prick tbh.

Yes Get the Sly Fat Fecker OUT

jack is 18 Going on 80. get him out!

I don't like him either he's a right buzzkillington

He started as one of my favourites, not too keen on him lately but he's not a devil so I voted for lovely boy

I don't like to call Jack a fat lad
Just very large and that is quite sad
He clearly loves sitting and stuffing his face
In the terms of gluttony well that's a disgrace
I really don't think that he cares he's so big
He is turning to be a bit of a pig
We all thought he would be such a big winner
But now he is whinging looking out for his dinner
He's not even funny just sits there and moans
To be honest I wish he would just **** off home
So many auditioned to get into BB
And why they chose him is a mystery to me
He started as favourite but he surely wont win
He's a waste of space as are the awful twins
So Jack go on back to your burger place
In my eyes your boring and at times a disgrace

Cocky pratt !! its gone to his head being chosen as favourite to win, glad he's no longer the publics favourite

I love it when your honest. :love:

Hog
I can tick your Poll
as they are two nice choices

I want him out

a massive prick with serious anger issues , hope he gets evicted soon

He needs to leave. I can't stand the horrible fat little prick.

he is young - give him a chance.

chance
 

he had chance to win a car...............................

now it's our turn to wish jack to go far...............

Mark l

Can't stand him, up himself so much.

He's awful.

i would hate to see what you lot think of a real awful person if your views are this strong on him.

He is 23 LOL.