Make a Daily Star headline 2015
 

Take whatever name is beside the first letter of your name
A - Aaron
B - Danny
C - Joel
D - Kieran
E - Chloe
F - Marc
G - Harry Amelia
H - Sarah
I - Cristian
J - Adjoa
K - Eileen
L - Jack
M - Sally
N - Sam
O - Emma Willia
P - Nick
Q - A bed
R - Harriet
S - Simon
T - Amy
U - Jade
V - Aaron
W - Danny
X - Joel
Y - Kieran
Z - Chloe

To Be

Take whatever month you were born in
Jan - Arrested
Feb - Involved in orgy
March - Join ISIS
April - Joined by her Milkman
May - Chucked out of the house
June - Offered a hollywood career
July - Offered a porno
August - Revealed as an actor
Sep - Revealed as a page 3 girl
October - Exposed as a prostitute
November - Sued
December - Shredded

After
Take whatever the last number of the year you were born (for example if you were born in 1967 take the 7)
0 - Punching
1 - Kissing
2 - Humping
3 - Motorboating
4 - Rowing with
5 - Shouting at
6 - Sleeping with
7 - Admitting to fancy
8 - chewing on
9 - Slapping

Then finally pick whatever letter your username begins with
A - Joel
B - Chloe
C - Harry Amelia
D - Adjoa
E - Jack
F - Emma Willis
G - Sam
H - Aaron
I - Marc
J - Harriet
K - Jade
L - Eileen
M - Kieran
N - Sarah
O - Danny
P - Cristian
Q - Sally
R - Amy
S - Nick
T - A bed
U - Simon
V - Joel
W - Chloe
X - Harry Amelia
Y - Adjoa
Z - Jack

Aaron exposed as a prostitute motorboating Nick!

Harry Amelia sued chewing on Sally.

Adjoa to be exposed as a prostitute after shouting at harriet

Harriet to be sued after sleeping with Amy

Emma Willis to be exposed as a prostitute after slapping Joel.

Amy to be Offered a hollywood career after Punching A bed
...

Harry Amelia joins ISIS after slapping Kieron

Jack to be revealed as an actor after humping Eileen.

Kieran involved in orgy sleeping with Jade.

Adjoa to be sued after motorboating a bed

Adjoa to be offered a Hollywood career after punching nick

Aaron to be shredded sleeping with Joel

oop at this being plausible

Jack sued after admitting to fancying Adjoa.