Marc's hypocrisy
 

A thread to gather Marc's deluded bs and hypocrisy, feel free to add :laugh:

- I haven't come here to make friends
Reality: Was very upset upon return with Cristian, surely Marc would not give a s***e about Cristian if he didn't feel friendship

- I don't care what you think of me
Reality: was very upset when he heared Sam, Jack, Cristian slate him when in bunker. He was desperate to listen to the hms in the bunker, getting annoyed with Brian and Nicki's interruptions

-I don't care about winning
Reality: As soon as Emma informed him the voters loved him, the cheers and Helen telling him he's loved he has enthusiastically seen victory as an inevitable coronation. "No, Jack, I won" says it all

- I am all about the banter
Reality: Lost his sh*** when Cristian said "at least I'm natural, juice up, bro". Can't handle Irish #bantz as I mentioned elsewhere

- I hate brown nosing and ar$e licking
Reality: Marc has taken out a mortgage up Helen's rectal passage.

Whatever anyone thinks of Marc, at least he woke that bloody snoozefest of a house up. The others would have been quite happy to sleep til noon, go out in the garden and sleep some more and unless BB provided entertainment in the form of a party they would probably have gone to bed at 11 and slept some more. They were incapable of being entertaining.

-Cristian, you're lucky I saved you from nominations qs you're a boring bastard
Reality: I am nominating Cristian, for being a boring bastard

Completely agree with you, the last line made me lol, truest statement yet.

Yeah I gotta agree, especially the last line-I think if anything is going to be his undoing-it'll be helen.

He is a walking contradiction - next he'll throw Simon under the bus I bet.

The arse kissing **** is hilarious too, he only hates arse kissing when it's not directed towards him.

He loves sneaky Si who constantly ass licks Marc.

loved the way he walked away from Cristian when cristian was telling him a few home truths on last nights show. he couldn't hack it...and walked very fast into the house. bully!

It's no wonder himself and Helen get on so well

He does it a lot when the guys speak back to him, walks away shouting abuse. He did it opening night with Danny and last night with Cristian.

He does the oposite with the girls, he will insult them and watch with a smile on his face. He relishes in their discomfort. He is literally repulsive.

he won't do it with all girls though, only ones who he sees as weak, which is a disgusting trait in a person. I'd like to see him call Helen a "cumbucket" like he did to his other BFF Sam

Since he came back from that bunker he has turned into a bully.

He's got back up now to take it to the next level with Helen, he must be forgetting that she'll be gone on Friday :fan:

Yeah I agree, he wouldn't dare insult Helen like he has the other girls yet in reality she's pretty much the definition of every insult he throws out

Even he admitted he was picking on Cristian. I swear i have lost all respect for Marc. He will have no friends left once his bunker friends go. Only Simon. Cristian will never trust him again.

Yeah so he's a liar and a coward. Sam was his best friend in there and he treated her with no respect even after she asked him to ease up with the sexual insults and he defended himself by saying it was his "banter" how he talks to his buddies.......so why isn't he talking to his new buddy Helen in the same way, if it really is his style of playful banter? :think:

Mark doesn't need Helen to be repulsive, he's always been repulsive! Ticks me off bigtime when he says its Dublin banter, its not. mark is one of those people who has to have attention all the time and will do and say anything to get it.
I hope the old housemates ignore him completely when the others go on Friday.

uh there were daily arguments and meltdowns and a sexual assault before the quad eviction so this myth that the house was boring needs to be put to rest

he wouldn't' dare...... a bully knows his limits. Also, this is the reason he has it in for Harry - Harry stood up to him and he couldn't hack it so he had to get his little army to do the dirty for him.

- "You're lying! You're lying!"

Reality: "you're saying something I don't agree with. Even though I berate people for not expressing their opinions and for "sitting on the fence", it's not valid if it doesn't tally with my own view."

Of course, that's if he doesn't talk over what they're saying in the first place!

Before the bunker Cristian 'trusted' Marc so much that he nominated him. I don't blame Marc for a bit of pay back now.

and he has shown he cant take the playful banter when its thrown in his direction

How quick we forget the jade incidents,the pussy, and sara's brewing spats with cristian, aarons expulsion.

in short, there was nothing wrong with the show before marc entered

No he can't at all. he's very do as I say not as I do. I hate that

You have it in one. Marc has reignited the house and hopefully this year the dullards won't cruise to the final without having done a thing. In particular this year we have Danny, Christian, Chloe and Joe. Does anyone really think these cretins deserve to win?