Which housemates couldn't put a nut in a monkey's mouth?
 

Following my comment on a previous thread, the question in the thread title comes to mind.

I am willing to accept that Marc is a "scientist" (vague as that term is, and not one any "scientist" would use), so I'll give him a pass.

As for the rest of the *******...

Jack can't even pick a dressing gown that fits, let alone do anything productive in a job outside of a McFlurry chomper.

Harry and Jade are just sugar frosties.

Cristian is to rapping what Rolf Harris is to child minding.


I could go on, but leave the rest of the judgements to my forum brothers and sisters.