LOL
 

http://stylishlisa.com/crazy/pregnant-texas-woman/

:umm2:

me

“People think I’m crazy and need mental help because of my story,” Houston said. “They ask how’d the pig get my panties off to mount me? I wasn’t wearing any panties is how! This pig been hot for me for years. Constantly sniffing at my genitals. He’s tried to rape me a hundred times. This is just the first time he successfully got inside me.”

SCREAMING

I .... can't

"Angie knows she can’t have sex until she’s married and she promises she hasn’t,” her father, Don Houston, said.

I can see why the pig was attracted to her tbh.

Lostie will be fuming

Hopefully baby takes after papa Pete..better chance in life.:shrug:

Pete for CBB

ffs :laugh2:

...and he didn't even wait to have a peternity test before he became a sandwich, the swine...he may not have been the father....I don't know why but the funniest bit for me is... 'one night she came home from a night of playing miniature golf ...'....