7 weeks to grow a 3 day stuble
 

Poor Danny cant even look like a real man, he grows bum fluff and those beady little eyes are weird and haunting.

I've started calling him Danny the Weazel because that's exactly what he looks like. Beady eyes and a nose constantly sniffing out other people's conversations, so that he can step in and appear to best advantage. The only problem is that he hasn't the brains to play such a Machiavallian role.

Great name for him that's exactly what he does do

How do you know he hasn't been shaving weekly? You seem to have ran out of insults as you are now commenting on how slow his hair grows. Do you not realise how ridiculous that is? :joker:

Sorry I will try harder to get my point across. Is Captain bum fluff good enough or should I follow the Danny Weasel line. Oh and by the way, if he is shaving, he is leaving bald spots, that's pretty hard to do so we must congratulate him.

My point is that his macho image does not match his looks.