Do you have nicknames for the HM's
 

Nick......Mr Bean
Jack......Fatboyslim
Marc.....The mighty atom
Danny...The Weasle
Chloe.. .rubber lips
Harry....Mardy arse
Cristian..Mr personality bypass
Sam......Cart horse
Joel.......Mammies boy

All a bit of fun by the way.

marc .. the prick in tinfoil
jack .. t**t
cristan .. cornflake

Nick - Dick
Danny - Fanny
Sam - Spam
Jack - Cack
Chloe - Doey
Harry - Carrie
Joel - Bowl
Cristian - Distian
Marc - Dark

I've got some classics but have kept them back cos didn't want to be bitchy but heh as most of them they are related to are s c u m,there's no harm I suppose,better expose them than stay quiet to protect them.


You need to be older to understand my first two about Nick.They are based on a character in Rainbow called Zippy,been perfect if Zippy had a mop head ob his head who used to play with his zipped lips like Nick

and based on Bill And Ben cause of his effeminate flouncy movements and cos he's a weed.

So

Nick -Zippy
& Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

Sam - Plastic

Marc - The Poisoned Leprechaun

My reference to Nick having effeminate moves is no offence to gay people as my best friend is gay and

my comment about Marc is no offence meant from me about Irish people,it's just against Marc and is an easy nickname to give the gobsh*te.

Marc and Helen live near me by the way and I'm sure a lot of people would like to meet them,but of course the cowards would never dare,to teach them some manners.

Marc - Leprachaun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3v1kEzT4bA

how about bungle for jack. lol

Nikki - The Gurning Hobgoblin
Brian - Frozen Dick
Danny - Fanny
Cristian - Mr Z
Aisleyne - *********yne
Helen - Boss Ass Bitch
Sam - Spam
Jack - BMI Baby

Danny = Danny the Fanny
Helen=Hellen

Nick - Hormones
Cristian - Cornflake
Helen - Satan

A housemate has to either be unbelievably dull or absolutely abhorrent to warrant a nickname.

Scumanda/Demanda >

McCrap was a good one.