The Plastic Sam Song
 

Couldn't resist.It's based on my natural feeling that I'd rather stare at a can of spam for an hour than I would listen to two seconds of Sam's Obvious lies. & it goes to the tune of Postman Pat.

The Plastic bit refers to her being so fake and is not about Plastic Surgery.


Plastic Sam,Plastic Sam,Plastic Sam

She's less interesting than spam,

Early in the morning,

Just as I am yawning,

She makes me want to,

Go straight back to sleep.



Plastic Sam,Plastic Sam,Plastic Sam

She's less interesting than spam,

Early in the morning

Just as I am yawning

She makes me wonder why

She's so thick

to put up with

such a tw @t

I know creep would've rhymed better than tw @ t with sleep but I think t w @t fits Marc better.

Could've finished it by saying p r i ck too.

Only Legend Sam could cause such a reaction :clap1:


Sam 4 Final 2 :clap1:

Anti-climax. :joker:

Sam makes Chloe look like a huge entertaining personality!