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Jack is called to the Diary Room

BB: Will Jack please come to the diary room.

Jack: (Chomping on what looks to be a hambone) One minute, I need to finish me lunch.

BB: Will Jack please come to the diary room, now.

Jack: Alright, alright, I’m on me way.

Camera cuts to the garden, clothes are plied up next to the swimming pool.

Camera cuts back to Jack entering the diary room.

Jack: (Still chomping on his hambone) Why do you always do this when I am eating me lunch.

BB: Jack Big Brother has noticed you have been eating all morning.

Jack: Yea, what of it?

BB: Jack, the house is on basic rations.

Jack: (Looks at hambone) So.

BB: Jack Big Brother wants to know where you found the hambone?

Jack: (Sheepishly) I think it was just lying around. I can’t remember.

BB: Jack where are your housemates?

Jack: There around somewhere.

Cut to different cameras located in the house, there is no movement.

BB: Jack have you eaten your housemates?

Jack: No.

BB: Big Brother thinks you have.

Sound of a siren in the distance getting closer.

BB: Jack Big Brother has called the police.