How long would each finalist last in your local pub?
 

In mine...

Fat Jack would get told to shut his fat Halloween cake face, and get to fu ck before his shifting, darty eyes annoyed the wrong person.

Danny would be told to get his condescending, holier than thou coupon to fu ck before it started a riot. On his way out, someone would ask why his arse was always exposed for someone to lick, and if he would like someone to stick the toe of their boot there instead.

Chloe would be asked to leave before her honey tripping goo made everyone sick.

Nick would get challenged to take his fingers out of his nose and mouth, and questioned as to why he acted like a total pussy when asked what he wanted to drink, and why he couldn’t pull his head out of his underpants when someone asked him the directions to the toilet.

Joel would get a blast of the kind of truth he professes to like. It would go along the lines of, “you have never done a day’s work in your life you insufferable little pr ick, so if you try to ever tell me again about how hard I should be working, I’ll take you down a coal mine for a day and shove your opinions up your fu cking arse. Then I’ll take you to a homeless shelter, and let the people there beat you to a pulp for not understanding what happens ‘in the real world’.”

I don’t think I’ve missed anyone, so that it.

I have to say before we go any further, that in my pub you are accused of being a homosexual if you have combed your hair and had a shave, so it might not be typical.

However, the questions stand.

Imagine Danny walking into your pub and getting involved in an argument with Big Harpo the bricklayer in the corner.

Danny says, "Ho Harpo. Stop talking to that girl next to you and making her feel sad".

Big Harpo says, "did you just say something you little cu nt?

Danny says, "Sorry, I thought you were someone else".

Big Harpo says, "If you open your creepy wee mouth again, or even look at me the wrong way, I'll take that fake smile of yours and shove it so far up your arse that you'll have to wait 5 days to **** it out".

Danny goes off crying just like he did when Marc owned him.

End of story.

Where the **** do you live

Govan.

Why?

Danny would be there with his football hooligan mates, I'd try and ignore him at first then I guess I'd have to empty out the place.

#doyouevenliftbrah

You can't empty the place of all those ex BB contestants he hangs about with, and all his other celeb pals, surely?

Him just an ordinary guy doncha know.

Personally, I'd feel the need to confront this nobody and humiliate him for being a nob. Yip, that's what I'd do.

"Hoi Danny...you're a fu ckin cock..."

Chloe - 1 Hour
Cristian - 2 Hours
Danny - 5 Minutes
Jack - The Night
Joel - 10 Seconds
Nick - 5 Seconds

Evicted/ejected:

Aaron - 2 Seconds
Adjoa - 1 Minute for being incredibly hot.
Twins - The Night
Eileen - The Night
Harriet - 12 Seconds
Harry - 2 Minutes
Jade - The Night
Kieran - The Night
Marc - 40 Minutes
Sam - 10 Minutes
Sarah - Definitely The Night
Simon - 5 Minutes

Considering some of the people who go in my local, they would all be welcome with open arms for as long as they are putting money over the bar. The locals probably wouldn't speak to them but they wouldn't get any hassle

Danny wouldn't last long in our local he would be asked to leave or SHUT UP.

I like your story much better than the crap that BB are trying to feed us with, that the 'public' DON't think Chloe is a hypocrite and that Danny the weazel really IS as nice as he seems.:conf::shrug:
After the stuff that's been said about both those two on social media, do BB really expect us to believe that that is really how the public feels?:facepalm:

wouldn't invite them

Joel would do alright in my local... they love a twink :wink:

Most would do okay in the pubs I go to, they are mainly quiet ones and a wide range of people frequent them.

I could see myself chatting to just about all the housemates in such a place really,except for the pompous and violent thug one.

They would all last as long as they wanted, providing they behave and don't push themselves on the regulars.
We are a very friendly lot where I live.
#liveandletlive.

Joel and Cristian would come in together, of course. #Chroel. :hee:

:suspect::suspect::suspect::suspect::suspect: :suspect: :suspect::suspect:

They would not want to go to a pub in Govan anyway. What a **** hole! Although it does have the great Nicola Sturgeon as its MSP.

well my local pub is very posh, were all the rich people go so everyone would last in there. I'm not sure if it's even classed as a pub tbh.

Who works in a coal mine these days lmao? Dont think I'll ever go to your pub they sound like whats wrong with society, bunch of ignorant pigs.

Sam #LovingLife shade?

Danny would last all night destroying my bussy

http://i.imgur.com/JKk55Wx.jpg

your bus?

anyway