I don't mind swapping :wavey: You can be Julie Goodyear and I'll be Alex Reid

Ok profressor smooth is now Julie Goodyear and LiamBB is alex reid

Get it? Got it! Good!

Ok start your conversations everyone then. We need a highlights show

Dane bowers fml, even Dane Bowers doesn't wanna be Dane Bowers

Spencer has anyone told you that you look like Olly murs

Gary has anyone ever told you you're a t**t? Get it? Got it? Good.

(Julie sucks on a banana seductively, bites off the end and throws it at Gary.)

Alex reid: Well well well. Katie. I never did congratulate on your win. I'm glad I could help.

Alex reid: Dane, mate. It's good to see you again. Man this could be awkward. I'm gonna have to try really hard to bite my tongue around kate you know, she really did a number on me when she did the show. I've got a few things I want to say to her but maybe not on the first night eh. How've you been anyway? Still with, what is it...5th Level?...or something

Alex reid: Speidi... man you are proper legends! Am I gonna have to watch my back? *winks*

Can we get security in here please

-licks Alex Reid-

-sings smack my bitch up-

*strips down to underwear and starts dancing*

Perched for being Frenchy!

Ooh lala it's time to get naked!! I'm plastic fantastic so you better watch out bitches!
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FIGHT NIGHT

I don't think it works like that

Have I really got Jim Davidson as the most sane person here in this happy farm good lord?!

I did that song with Victoria Beckham

Twat is not an insult to me. I take no offense and share the utmost love to you and everyone else. Do you know what twat means? Together We Are Teflon, as in unbreakable, impenetrable, and forever one.

HOONNNNK

*urinates on toilet seat*

Feel between my legs

-Goes to diary room -
"I quit"
"No"
-Scales wall-

(It's cause I'm gonna be inactive for two weeks, probably won't miss anything though with the rate if this.)

Hmm this never continued :joker: