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Column : talks good and bad sex

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/4...ine-column-sex

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The last few weeks, my columns have been rather whiny over the Big Brother lot, so it's time to spice things up and talk about something we all have in common – SEX, baby.

Sex is always a touchy subject, pun definitely intended there.

My reasons for wanting to talk about this? Well, there are lots.

Something triggered when I read an article recently about 13 celebs who are allegedly "bad in bed".

I found myself a tad sad to find my absolute crush was amongst them, 50 Cent.

Like a school girl with a fancy, when you find out something negative about your idol, your passion sorta fizzles. Guilty as charged, I did this. I felt he wasn't top notch eye candy anymore.

Yes, I'm a cringe-bag. I know the chances of me finding out if it's actually true are pretty slim. Can't really see 50 rocking up in blingless Bolton.

I started to think, hmm, what makes someone bad at sex? And after digging around male friends for feedback, as well as a nymph blogger, I've found it interesting what a "s*** shag" really means.

Helen Woods celebrity crush is/was 50 Cent.

She's definitely had plenty of experience

Isn't good sex for her when the punter pays in full.

I think she costs more than fifty cent :E

Except she isn't a prostitute anymore so bore off x

It´s sad that Daily Star can´t afford a better columnist than Helen Wood.

I love how her articles aren't even paragraphed. It's just a bunch of sentences.

Helen Wood is giving sex advice? :umm2:

Do I even want to read what she finds good and bad sex?

Due to recent financial and legal issues that's about all he's worth now.

:shrug:

can she even feel anything down there anymore.

Good sex is something that doesn't involve Helen Wood.

Even if you're Joel in the bathroom with a box of Kleenex.

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Originally Posted by armand.kay (Post 8030126)

can she even feel anything down there anymore.

Like throwing an immigrant down the channel tunnel they said :omgno:

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tiny todgers

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Hels Bels xxx

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tbh

is this real