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is this genesis chapter 1?

me in the club when the bar man wont give me a free drink

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me at the club at half 1 and my friends say they wanna leave

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Millions saw Rachel, 30, thrown off the ITV talent show after hurling a string of four-letter abuse at shocked judges including Sharon Osbourne who unwittingly called her a "streetwalker" - prostitute.

But today we can reveal the foul-mouthed wannabe really IS a vice girl.

And her main talent is offering sex services to customers in a seedy massage parlour in her home-town Cardiff. Our investigators discovered that freaky-looking Rachel...

BRAGS to clients and fellow hookers about her appearance on the show - even though she was branded "lazy, deluded and talentless" by judge Simon Cowell.

SINGS in the brothel while holding a sex toy and pretending it is a microphone.

STARTLES naked customers by grabbing their manhood and pretending THAT is a microphone as she croons to it.

SLAGS OFF the judges to anyone who will listen, branding Dannii Minogue "an Australian cow", Sharon a "Yorkshire terrier" and warning that Cowell will regret rejecting her when she "hits the big time".

I still cannot

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Originally Posted by Petemitch (Post 8078898)

I still cannot

"SINGS in the brothel while holding a sex toy and pretending it is a microphone.

STARTLES naked customers by grabbing their manhood and pretending THAT is a microphone as she croons to it."

life goals

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Originally Posted by Saph (Post 8078902)

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Ha tittie out

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Our investigators discovered that freaky-looking Rachel BRAGS to clients and fellow hookers about her appearance on the show - even though she was branded "lazy, deluded and talentless" by judge Simon Cowell.

screaming @ this

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Originally Posted by Saph (Post 8078902)

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im crying

i love shirley carter

i read an article where rachel sings to ha clients and uses their diques as microphones?

like no joke

when I hear Sam Bailey on the radio

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Originally Posted by Saph (Post 8078937)

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Is that Aimee BGC1?

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Originally Posted by Petemitch (Post 8078955)

did she just cure hiv?

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Our investigators discovered that freaky-looking Rachel...STARTLES naked customers by grabbing their manhood and pretending THAT is a microphone as she croons to it

this was such an experience