This sounds Appsoloutly S**t
 

:facepalm:

There's Now An App That Lets You Talk To Other People On The Loo Anonymously

Have you ever been sat on the toilet, minding your own business, and thought "I wonder if anyone else in the world is sat on the loo right now who'd fancy a chat?" Yeah, us neither. But there's an app for everything these days, and someone genuinely has made one for that exact reason.

It's called Pooductive, and it's been developed by a guy called Ricardo Gruber from Munich. He's released the app for free, and hopes that it will help charities (we're not sure how, but anything charitable is cool by us).

Have you ever been sat on the toilet, minding your own business, and thought "I wonder if anyone else in the world is sat on the loo right now who'd fancy a chat?" Yeah, us neither. But there's an app for everything these days, and someone genuinely has made one for that exact reason.

It's called Pooductive, and it's been developed by a guy called Ricardo Gruber from Munich. He's released the app for free, and hopes that it will help charities (we're not sure how, but anything charitable is cool by us).

Mobile phone technology has meant that you can share your toilet habits with everyone whenever you like. There's still a weird little trend called the 'poofie' which is a selfie of you on the loo. Everybody has seen at least one. Or maybe you've got one mate that sends them constantly, and the joke got old a long time ago. Come on, mate. Move on.

Anyway, you can literally talk to anyone through this app. They could be on the other side of the world - or maybe even next door.
http://www.theladbible.com/articles/...oo-anonymously

A Poofie????? what what what???? :/

:laugh2: wtf??

Erm, I haven't. Nor do I wish to. :umm2:

No, that is where I am reading the radio times

:shrug: The world is in tatters.

I hate the world

A new meaning to "talking s*it".

Why not go ahead and send a pic of your feces to others, with a tagline "This is what i came up with today" following a pic and afterwards a text saying "What you see is result of 3 Mega burgers, a burrito grande, 3 french fries packs, 2 big milkshakes, 2 chocolate biscuits, 5 pancakes and a large coffee"?
Do you like it?

:shocked:

There are some things I want to do totally alone. Being on the loo is one of them.

I also like to post what I have had for lunch on Tibb during my toilet downtime - no time to chat to people

I give up.