Jenna The Ugly Duckling. (Cleaned up version Mods)
 

There once was an ugly Jennathing
Whose body was lumpy and worn
Through too many implants, taking off her pants,
And a lifetime spent doing porn.

And she squawks when she talks
And waddles when she walks.
So “Quack, quack, get her out, quack quack,
get her out, quack quack, get her out of here.

And tonight when she is evicted
And she reaches the top of the stairs
She'll have to hesitate, then wait and wait,
'Cos her arse will still be sat on two chairs.

And she squawks when she talks
And waddles when she walks.
So “Quack, quack, get her out, quack quack,
get her out, quack quack, get her out of here.

And when she is talking to Emma,
Perhaps she'll come over all thrilled
And tell of the time, three dentists paid her a dime
And she got all of her cavities filled.

And the crowd said: "Quack, quack, get her out,
Quack, quack, get her out, Quack quack
Get her out of here.