if you were rylan
 

what would you do about the fight
i would say go to the live feed

If I were Rylan, I'd stop doing Kenneth Williams impressions.

id go straight to a psyc for evaluation

I'd start by fixing my teeth.

Then I will stop singing and wrapping my legs around people.


Then I might think about going to the live feed.

:joker:

He should have got the audience all clapping and shouting..

BITCH FIGHT, BITCH FIGHT, BITCH FIGHT..

I would realise that BOTS was about Big Brother and not about me.

I would realise how awful I look while prancing, dancing, grimacing and posing.

I would not empty the fake tan and make up box all over me.

I would fix my teeth, stop wearing such skintight trousers and telling everyone I am taken.

This is about the show??? What show, my show????

Good thing he's taken as I wouldn't want him.

As much as he bags on overweight people, I find him equally as gross. Any man who can cross their legs like he does is NOT the gay man for me!

:yuk:

I would throw the farewell fangs at Farrah and shout "FINISH HERRRRR!"

:hehe:

I'd be super depressed