performance poetry
 

During all the years that I have been making up ditties, I never knew that I was a 'Performance Poet', but when I watch this tosser, I can't help thinking; 'Boy, my boy, am I a brilliant Performance Poet or what'.

I had to laugh at the "Dr" John Cooper Clarke. I can't remember anyone else with an honorary doctorate - Dolly Parton, Liam Neeson, Kim Cattrall, Orlando Bloom for instance... who have ever been so pretentious as to use the title.

Dr. Dolly Parton has a good ring to it though, she should start using it :fan: