Like a Bear in the woods.
 

We all know of the come back saying when questioned on a truth... does a bear shyte in the woods. Knowing this...Have you ever been caught short yourself whilst out and done that too?:hehe:

No but my step dad has. Filthy beast.

He had a pack of baby wipes in the bag too and just left it covered in them.

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I've peed on a bush behind a tree. It's normal.:joker::wavey:

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The filthy buggar! :joker::joker::joker:

Oh, I thought you were talking about "sh*tting".

Yeah, I've peed outdoors countless times, on the field or in the woods.

Never done a poo though like that filthy beast.

Oh i am talking about shyting. :joker::joker::joker:

I've picked plenty of poo up though but only from the dogs.

Jay sh*t in a display toilet in Wickes.

Is that the same Jay who shat in the BB house and stored it in the freezer?

No, TiBB's Jay.

Oh that Jay.:joker::joker::joker:

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Yes, but I was very very drunk at the time.
Been to the works party, got caught short at the side of a church, worse thing was I didn't realise all the people walking about the village doing their shopping could see me, well, at least hear us, my mother was laughing so loud at me trying not to fall over into it.:blush:
Thank goodness it was dark.

I am thankful that this has never happened to me. Ugh.

Awful..thank goodness I was too young to care.:joker:
The relief was immense.:laugh:

Yeah, there's no better feeling than when you're bursting and then you finally let it out. :flutter:

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This Thread Stinks

Litterally. :joker:

Ive peed outdoors would never do the other though

I literally just went out with the dog (and its bloody freezing and will be v frosty later) and peed in the river

You'll end up with a candiru stuck in your urethra if you're not careful. :worry:

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