The Spicy Sam Curry Fanclub
 

it is now tradition that i make a fanclub for someone early on based solely on their looks (and let's face it there should already be at least five Ruth fanclubs by now so go ahead i guess idk)


I know he screams "fired in the next 3 weeks" bc his voice is posh and Alan Sugar is alienated by anyone who can string more than 6 words together without one of them being 'bloody' but isn't Sam lovely?

Yes very nice

I'd let him tikka my masala etc etc

He can kormover here and **** my brains out (am I doing it right)

I would vindalose my virginity to him

is he gay

I can't stop masalavating over him.

I'd take madrastic action to be with him

Joins

will his Nan send us a youtube message?

I'm p. sure he's gay

love him :love:

course he is:joker:

he is as bent as a 3 bob note

King

want that curry sausage :laugh2:

Me :worship:

..I bet his naan is really proud of him and singing tikka chance on me Sam, Sir Alan...

I just wish he could make a decision in under an hour!! He vacillates so much that I want to reach out and shake him or I'm bawling at the tv 'Get a bloody move on*. He would be horrendous to live with.