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waterhog 19-10-2015 09:52 AM

universe - a poem for yoghurt on a stick efestival forum
 
universe - a poem for yoghurt on a stick efestival forum 19.10.15


on this lonely planet
flourishing was the population and cars
this yoghurt on a stick was my gannet
i wanted to have a honey moon on mars.
so communication did trickle
it was the pattern
in my head was slap and tickle
so i booked a holiday on Saturn.
we had a splendid break
from boredom both were immune
yoghurt on a stick was on the take
planning to leave me for some rough on Neptune.
it was a kick to my rear
i new over was the jerky
it was no music to my ear
playing was not queen or mr bad guy mr Mercury.
anger was starting to build
out of action was my penis
the ozone layer was no shield
but i saw a twinkle on Venus.
getting older is my gun
very little light
bring in my beautiful sun
delivered on earth just right.
i hope you are a encrypt er
and you have a taste for shameless
yoghurt on a stick move with me to Jupiter
or i will never forgive Uranus.

Kizzy 19-10-2015 11:31 AM

Is this you or JCC? ;)

waterhog 19-10-2015 09:19 PM

its very deep - but I wrote it on request for someone on a other forum.

King Gizzard 19-10-2015 09:20 PM

One of your best yet waterhog

JoshBB 19-10-2015 09:23 PM

:flutter:

waterhog 19-10-2015 09:23 PM

hi Nathan. thank you very much.

Johnnyuk123 19-10-2015 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waterhog (Post 8233796)
universe - a poem for yoghurt on a stick efestival forum 19.10.15


on this lonely planet
flourishing was the population and cars
this yoghurt on a stick was my gannet
i wanted to have a honey moon on mars.
so communication did trickle
it was the pattern
in my head was slap and tickle
so i booked a holiday on Saturn.
we had a splendid break
from boredom both were immune
yoghurt on a stick was on the take
planning to leave me for some rough on Neptune.
it was a kick to my rear
i new over was the jerky
it was no music to my ear
playing was not queen or mr bad guy mr Mercury.
anger was starting to build
out of action was my penis
the ozone layer was no shield
but i saw a twinkle on Venus.
getting older is my gun
very little light
bring in my beautiful sun
delivered on earth just right.
i hope you are a encrypt er
and you have a taste for shameless
yoghurt on a stick move with me to Jupiter
or i will never forgive Uranus.

If i sank 25 pints of beer tonight i still would not have written that.:hehe:

waterhog 19-10-2015 09:29 PM

I needed 25 tins just to get the first 4 lines out.

Johnnyuk123 19-10-2015 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waterhog (Post 8234644)
I needed 25 tins just to get the first 4 lines out.

:joker::joker::joker:


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