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A couple decided to commit suicide after going through a really hard time so they decided to jump off a building. When they got to the top, they counted to 3 before jumping.

The woman jumped but the man stayed. He watched her fall for 8 seconds then saw her pull a parachute.....

I guess they are no longer together :laugh: the ultimate betrayal

What?

Bit rude really innit

at least no one had to clean up the street

Rude

It goes to show, women are always more prepared.

Were you the woman Josy? :suspect:

Josy took a parachute, how did Stuart not notice it on her back

:nono:

and the lesson is

Never trust a woman


fact

Maybe she thought it was on 3 and he thought it was after 3. Another case of bad communication breaking up a marriage

Life insurance ruins marriages.

he should have jumped on the top of the canopy collapsing it and ensuring that they both died

he could have should "die you bitch" as he hit the silk

:joker:

Bang On Right Cherie

Did a bird give her the parachute on the way down or something? You don't just whip a parachute out of your pocket, she would have had the gear strapped onto her when they stood at the top... So more fool him for not noticing I suppose.

True

Don't really know I m o

But if the husband jumped then he'd be dead and she'd be alive? Doesn't that make her a bad person too?

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

:laugh: It makes her as sly as him. This couple deserved each other.

I like how tons of silk (or whatever they make parachutes from) suddenly appeared on her back.

He really should have gone to specsavers.

She waited eight seconds before she deployed... he'd never catch her. And after eight seconds her parachute probably wouldn't have properly deployed before she hit the ground so she could end up with life changing injuries if, indeed, she survived... so it all worked out well in the end.

James Bond's worn one under a dinner jacket. It's all about artistic licence...

Thinking about it - this is brilliant. It tells a story in a few lines.