fireworks - phenomenal waste ?
 

fireworks - phenomenal waste ? 05.11.15



forget parliament

this is much bigger

is guy fawkes in his element

noing every uk resident is a trigger.

am i a bar humbug

the 5 of november is my beef

i want to pull the rug

and lay a fireworks reef.

the noise is so destructive

it really hurts my drum

i just see nothing productive

i would like to stick every firework up guy fawkes bum.

we have recently introduced a levy

a 5p bag tax is saving the planet

now i want the government to come down heavy

add £10 tax to stop the gannet.

sorry i am a misery

in the head i am not normal

to everyone that has a saving the earth theory

you have to agree the noise, pollution and cost is phenomenal.

I have just realised that its tonight

!

Rain's stopped play here.

I bet Reg is happy. :laugh:

They have been burning Guy Fawkes effigy for far too long.

Tonight they have a new one http://www.buzzfeed.com/jamieross/an...pig#.tiM4RwLkq

Surprised nobody noticed the spoiler in my sig ;)

Good one Kizzy :hehe: