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Will1999's Nan Appreciation Thread

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1. LeatherTrumpet
2. Lostie!
3. Jason
4. LukeB
5. JoshBB
6.Kirklancaster
7. Jamie89
9. Gamepodfan
10. Mokka

About Beryl:

Hunger Games fanatic
Wine lover
Animal Rights activist
Supports Donkey, Horse charity and Polar Bear charity.
vegetarian
Beryl has no time for religion
Speaks her mind and is one classy hoe
Fierce at times
Jobs: Tottenham Hot Spurs manager house keeper, tap dancer, actress and secretary.

"Beryl has no time for religion"

u can probably just go ahead and add LT already

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Supports Donkey sanitary

You had me at religion hatah

Lostie would love her

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Originally Posted by LukeB (Post 8305076)

Lostie would love her

:joker:

So who's signing up?

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Originally Posted by Will1999 (Post 8305126)

So who's signing up?

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Originally Posted by LukeB (Post 8305076)

Lostie would love her

might as well sign Lostie up.

Sign kirk up. Finally someone older than him

Guys we can we please remember that according to the OP Will's nan supports Eeyore's tampons

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Originally Posted by Will1999 (Post 8305007)

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3. Jason

Eh? I didn't agree to this.

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Originally Posted by Jason. (Post 8305164)

Eh? I didn't agree to this.

Neither did Lostie, but he has a past of that :hehe:

**** MB

*goes offline*

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Originally Posted by Jason. (Post 8305164)

Eh? I didn't agree to this.

Come on! Agree to it?

So nobody has Actually said they want to sign up mess

I'll take her to subways for dinner. Oh wait they only serve halal meat. Ok the deal is off until monday when the local non halal British butchers is open.:joker::joker::joker:

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...9olwTI8YNYTlww

She was made for me, everybody tells me so.
She was made for me, don't pretend that you don't know.

She, can come, and live with me, there's space up in my attic.
And we will feast on Kinky Sex, 'cos she's a Hungry Sex-Game Fanatic.
And afterwards, she'll say Oooh Kirk, I had the most fantastic time
Cos you quenched my sexual thirst, and made this lover whine.

She was made for me, everybody tells me so.
She was made for me, don't pretend that you don't know.

But I will shoot out of that bed, faster than a Human Cannonball
If she asks me one more time, to get active with animals.
I can't stand the thought that she, loves vegemite on Ryvita
'Cos I prefer the type of woman who is more of a meat-eater.

Poor Atheist Beryl will turn religious, when she sees my rod,
And she'll scream; 'Oh Sweet Jesus' and 'Oh my ******* God'.
But She was made for me, everybody tells me so
She was made for me, don't pretend that you don't know.

Sign me up, sign me up - I need a Toy Girl.

Clean donkeys? :suspect:

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Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8305344)

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...9olwTI8YNYTlww

She was made for me, everybody tells me so.
She was made for me, don't pretend that you don't know.

She, can come, and live with me, there's space up in my attic.
And we will feast on Kinky Sex, 'cos she's a Hungry Sex-Game Fanatic.
And afterwards, she'll say Oooh Kirk, I had the most fantastic time
Cos you quenched my sexual thirst, and made this lover whine.

She was made for me, everybody tells me so.
She was made for me, don't pretend that you don't know.

But I will shoot out that bed, faster than a Human Cannibal
If she asks me one more time, to get active with animals.
I can't stand the thought that she, loves vegemite on Ryvita
'Cos I prefer the type of woman who is more of a meat-eater.

Poor Atheist Beryl will turn religious, when she sees my rod,
And she'll scream; 'Oh Sweet Jesus' and 'Oh my ******* God'.
But She was made for me, everybody tells me so
She was made for me, don't pretend that you don't know.

Sign me up, sign me up - I need a Toy Girl.

Frankly I am.jealous of her now :smug:

But sign me up anyways!!!

Kween Beryl :hee: Sign me up please Will! :fan: